Taking offers for Jumbo Jim & Patrice Marleau

[DChero]

He has many nicknames.

"Big Momma" Thornton is my personal favorite.

Jim Thornton originated in the swamp if memory serves - Along the same lines, a Hawks fan at the swamp referred to Alex Burrows as Bellows and that's all it took for me to start calling him Bellows (lol).

It's all coming together. I can't really remember much from the swamp outside of that Canadian patriot from Great Britain.

 

[flyersfan4706]

The 2005 version of myself trades the entire Flyers roster for Marleau.

 

[awaz]

The 2005 version of myself trades the entire Flyers roster for Marleau.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Used to love the dude. Now, meh.

 

[Slimpikins]

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So the question is who's first? I say Jumbo...

Even if he is bought out you would still have to sign him and you traded away his biggest reason to sign in Ohio last year...

Have they cancelled, changed or burned absolutely all of Howson's keycards and passwords?

Because I can see him forgetting he was fired, finding his way into Nationwide Arena, onto a computer and somehow email transferring Ryan Johansen, Ryan Murray and two first-rounders to the San Jose Sharts for Jim Thornton and a conditional 7th rounder.

Speaking of trades. Done and done. I'll even throw in a slightly used Douglas Murray. You're welcome.

 

[RaiderZar]

Even if he is bought out you would still have to sign him and you traded away his biggest reason to sign in Ohio last year...



Speaking of trades. Done and done. I'll even throw in a slightly useful Douglas Murray. You're welcome.

Fixed it, Slim. He had me at the 2 1st rounders. Done & done, indeed.

 

[forty_three]

Even if he is bought out you would still have to sign him and you traded away his biggest reason to sign in Ohio last year...

Who may also be in a less than desirable position in New York considering he's missed a few games an no one will say why.

We'll just sign both of them when they are both bought out.

And Put Drouin on with 'em.

 

[forty_three]

Speaking of trades. Done and done. I'll even throw in a slightly used Douglas Murray. You're welcome.

If Kenny is allowed to trade Blue Jackets, then I am trading Erik Karlsson, Ben Bishop and Erik Condra to Toronto for Nazim Kadri and Dion Phaneuf.

 

[dash]

If Kenny is allowed to trade Blue Jackets, then I am trading Erik Karlsson, Ben Bishop and Erik Condra to Toronto for Nazim Kadri and Dion Phaneuf.

Man, I know it's Jackets first and Sens second in your rooting interests, but why would you want to hurt the Senators that much?

 

[DChero]

Man, I know it's Jackets first and Sens second in your rooting interests, but why would you want to hurt the Senators that much?

Ask God.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

If Kenny is allowed to trade Blue Jackets, then I am trading Erik Karlsson, Ben Bishop and Erik Condra to Toronto for Nazim Kadri and Dion Phaneuf.

Come on man.. that was all How-didheeverhaveanNHLjob-son and you know it.

Besides you can't trade injured NHL players, can you?

 

[DChero]

I just realized how much I want to get rid of Tyler Kennedy. Want to make a deal? He has the style of Jeff Carter and the accuracy of Helen Keller.

 

[pixburgher66]

I start the bidding at $1! Do I have $1? No? Okay how about Tyler Kennedy? Do we have a deal for Tyler Kennedy? ....Kennedy.

 

[dash]

I just realized how much I want to get rid of Tyler Kennedy. Want to make a deal? He has the style of Jeff Carter and the accuracy of Helen Keller.

If he had the song stylings of John Bonham, we could refer to him as Helena Bonham Carter...

 

[DChero]

I start the bidding at $1! Do I have $1? No? Okay how about Tyler Kennedy? Do we have a deal for Tyler Kennedy? ....Kennedy.

I'll pay $1 for someone to take him!

 

[DChero]

If he had the song stylings of John Bonham, we could refer to him as Helena Bonham Carter...

I used to think she was a cutie for a while. The Tim Burton aspect would make things weirder..

 

[beantownmaniac]

Has anyone offered a bag of slightly used pucks?

 

[forty_three]

Man, I know it's Jackets first and Sens second in your rooting interests, but why would you want to hurt the Senators that much?

Well after Kenny decimated the Jackets and gave away two of the three first round picks we have, I felt I had no choice.

Fire with fire, etc.

Come on man.. that was all How-didheeverhaveanNHLjob-son and you know it.

Besides you can't trade injured NHL players, can you?

So you are saying YOU are How-doievengooutofthehousewithoutahelmet-son? Can't be. You can identify talent, which is why YOU'RE SO STINGY WITH LEHNER! I'VE OFFERED UMBERGER! TWICE!!

I used to think she was a cutie for a while. The Tim Burton aspect would make things weirder..

I adore her. And she is wicked talented.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Has anyone offered a bag of slightly used pucks?

Those look new to me.

 

[Darkstone42]

I start the bidding at $1! Do I have $1? No? Okay how about Tyler Kennedy? Do we have a deal for Tyler Kennedy? ....Kennedy.

...Kennedy.