Game Thread: Super Bowl LIV 49ers VS Chiefs in Miami

[Cowboyinexile]

Little Kim should have hired Shakira's trainer

 

[tabascojet]

2nd half spread was a pickem ill take san fran for a 100v......

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

I actually enjoyed that halftime, especially the part where Shakira shook her crotch at the camera for 30 seconds

Young girl: "But I want to be a singer so bad!!!"
*Mother with concerned face*
Singing coach: "Well, just get up there and shake your ass and twerk for a while, should be fine!"
Mother: "SEE HONEY!?"
Singing coach: "She'll need these."
Mother: "These are.... extremely slutty clothes..."
Singing coach: "Right, just put her in those, let her shake, and Steve in sound will take care of the rest."
Mother: "...................... PERFECT!"

 

[megalodon30]

That goes w/o saying.

Imma say it anyway.

NFL refs are garbage.

 

[Ojb81]

Kittle has been zero difference in this game.

not true. his blocking has helped to spring a couple of those runs off the edge

 

[Clayton]

What's scary about the Niners is that Jimmy g isn't even that great but they just out block everyone.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I wish there were more commercials.

 

[bamagrad75]

Hey, a Heinz commercial.

Must mean Kerry is going to run in 2020

 

[brin3535]

Fuck that soccer loving bitch.

Ol' mini mike.

 

[Red_Chaos]

not looking good for the chiefs

 

[megalodon30]

I told the Mormon gal I'm dating I love her.

No more Arnold Palmer spiked for me.

 

[tabascojet]

He's going to have to bring a box to stand on to get mine

Mike Bloomberg and Donald Trump’s dueling Super Bowl ads

 

[DayDrinkinginDurham]

Just got done eating, time for more high gravity beer.

 

[megalodon30]

Fuck that soccer loving bitch.

Agreed. Soccer is ghey.

 

[HuskerOC]

How do you you not love the San Fran FB?

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Kyle Juszczyk so far deserves Super Bowl MVP. Not only some great catches, but amazing blocking as always.

And what a great moment that'd be? A FULLBACK winning the SB MVP. Similar to Malcolm Smith (OLB nobody really even acknowledged) getting it for Seattle. That or Deebo, but I want a FULLBACK to get it. How awesome would that be?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I actually enjoyed that halftime, especially the part where Shakira shook her crotch at the camera for 30 seconds

 

[Ojb81]

chiefs defense is flat-footed out there right now. need to dial up pressure

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I told the Mormon gal I'm dating I love her

No more Arnold Palmer spiked for me.

I can think of two things wrong with this post

 

[Cowboyinexile]

 

[Gatorchip]

9ers doing whatever they want.

 

[bamagrad75]

Mike Bloomberg and Donald Trump’s dueling Super Bowl ads

It was an homage to the PF fight going on over how tall bloomie is.