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Game Thread: Super Bowl LIV 49ers VS Chiefs in Miami

Ojb81

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alright, fuck yes. so another one of my squares is in play. if the 49ers can keep the chiefs scoreless to end the third, i win another $25.
 

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Sanitation workers in San Fran are biting their nails and chugging copious amounts of alcohol at this point.
 

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You need alcohol to be more open and honest? Breh...

Just tell her you want to bang her (like every other honest guy out there) and if she says WTF or "Seriously?" call her an Uber like any normal (ermm and nice) guy would do.

Don't drink except to be more open and honest... I may be recommending your ban to the board at this point.

I have been completely open and honest with her. I just figured a little social lubricant would help me be the kind of open amd honest she wants me to be. Whatever that is.
 

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I have been completely open and honest with her. I just figured a little social lubricant would help me be the kind of open amd honest she wants me to be. Whatever that is.

I'll show her some lubricant that will open her up...
 

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I already have a headache. Plus I want to save a couple cans in case she wants to talk tomorrow. (I have tomorrow off.)

How do I keep this dipshits 5 paragraph long bullshit list from showing up in every pathethic post he makes?
 

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Chiefs in big trouble now. This Niners team is tough with a two-score lead.
 

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quick commercial break

Alexa through history was great
Ultra was weird tho
 

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She's at her Mormon bishop's family's house. Alcohol is probably verboten over there.

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I suggest a bud light spritzer or two at your next date. Technically that's not alcohol although it may have caffeine which could be a problem.
 
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