Game Thread: Sunday 5/17 Champs @ Red Stockings

[calsnowskier]

This game is on Heston. Absolutely deplorable start, couldn't get 7 effing outs.

crap.

As bad as it is, we still have a lead...

 

[tzill]

 

[calsnowskier]

If this game were applying for a loan, it would be doing so with 375 credit score.

 

[calsnowskier]

Holy fuck.

Belt is a microwave. He went from in the freezer to hot on the dinner table in no-time-flat.

 

[calsnowskier]

Damn...

Those seats behind home plate look comfortable. I want to watch a game from there.

 

[Stokes1931]

How about a shut down inning today? We are 0-4 on SDI today.

 

[calsnowskier]

How about a shut down inning today? We are 0-4 on SDI today.

We need to stop scoring. The Reds are only able to score in our SDI opportunities.

 

[calsnowskier]

Come on Patty. Get out if this inning!!

 

[calsnowskier]

 

[tzill]

Heres a gameplan:

In a two run game, let's walk the guy in front of Votto.

AB: LOOKS LIKE I PICKED THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH TO PITCH AFFELDT

 

[tzill]

Well played, Affshit.

Well played.

 

[calsnowskier]

What the fuck was that from Aoki?

 

[tzill]

whelp, looks like we'll need another run or two in the ninth...

 

[tzill]

what the hell happened to Stamos? Injury?

 

[calsnowskier]

I do not like this dbl switch. Our defense is hurt. Our offense is hurt.

I would rather keep Craw in the game and PH Maxwell.

 

[tzill]

I'd settle for an effing bullpen that can get outs...

 

[tzill]

LIKE THAT. ROMO!!

 

[calsnowskier]

HORRIBLE play Aoki. You have a molasses runner on first, two outs. As long as the ball stays in front if you, all is good. Vito needs to hit a HR to allow Pena to score.

So what does he do? He makes the most pitiful dive attempt I have ever seen and let's the ball get behind him.

Absolutely pitiful.

 

[calsnowskier]

Is Romo's frisbee the best in the game?

 

[calsnowskier]

Reds are going to decimated by FA this year. They have 3 guys who could get QOs.