Game Thread: Sugar Bowl: Georgia vs Texas, 8:45 EST, ESPN

[gobigred]

She is 400 lbs and has no college education. She is one of bama’s biggest fans.

Sounds like a @Dolemite censored girlfriend

 

[TexasExes98]

If Lil Jordan and Johnson come back for their Sr years, Texas should be preseason top 5 in ‘19.

Oh and LOL at OU’s shitty defense giving up 50 +pts to UGA last year!!!

 

[yourTEAMreallySUCKS]

Sounds like a @Dolemite censored girlfriend

Now that you mention it, she keeps talking about this raider fan she met at ryan’s the other day....

 

[yourTEAMreallySUCKS]

If Lil Jordan and Johnson come back for their Sr years, Texas should be preseason top 5 in ‘19.

Oh and LOL at OU’s shitty defense giving up 50 +pts to UGA last year!!!

Lol at the girl you have playing linebacker

Top 5? Dumbass...

 

[4down20]

She can’t - she has one of those throat tubes from smoking too much

And still 400lbs.

That's quite impressive. You come from a family of winners it's quite obvious. No wonder you want to compare personal achievements.

 

[gobigred]

Now that you mention it, she keeps talking about this raider fan she met at ryan’s the other day....

You sure it wasn’t Costco for the $1.49 combo meal. Dole really shells out the big bucks for his dates

 

[yourTEAMreallySUCKS]

And still 400lbs.

That's quite impressive. You come from a family of winners it's quite obvious. No wonder you want to compare personal achievements.

Pretty sure I’m adopted. My mom always talks about some guy named phil dates - some computer guy. Never met him though

 

[yourTEAMreallySUCKS]

You sure it wasn’t Costco for the $1.49 combo meal. Dole really shells out the big bucks for his dates

Costco food court is legit. I met my 4th wife there

 

[TexasExes98]

Big 12 offenses have averaged 36.2 points and 500 yards of offense versus SEC defenses in bowl
3-1 record

It doesnt mean much, but it proves that most teams cannot stop these type of offenses.
Any ordinary SEC, ACC, Big 10, PAC team would get lit up as well over the course of 9 games.

It takes truly elite teams like Alabama and Clemson...and even those teams sometimes get lit up by it.
Not bad defense....just ridiculously silly offense.

It is impossible for any defense to really slow down.
Big 12 teams understand, you just have to deal with it

What I’ve been saying the entire time when dumbasses claim Big 12 teams do not play defense. It truly is impossible to field a top 25 defense in this league. I would love Texas to play an SEC offense every Saturday; Orlando would have the #1 or #2 scoring defense in the country playing these 3 yards and a cloud of dust boring as fuck offenses. Every SEC defense would get boat raced every Saturday in this conference, yes even you Bammer only bc you would have 4-5 days to prepare for these offenses rather than a month.

 

[4down20]

Pretty sure I’m adopted. My mom always talks about some guy named phil dates - some computer guy. Never met him though

So you got processed?

 

[TexasExes98]

Same shit year after year. When was the last time a big12 team won a tyla?

LOL at MIZZWHO fan. Take Bama out of the SEC and nobody is sniffing a natty. SEC would be a glorified mid major this year without Bama.....

 

[yourTEAMreallySUCKS]

Same shit year after year. When was the last time a big12 team won a tyla?

Is this some kind of St louis gang term?

 

[4down20]

What I’ve been saying the entire time when dumbasses claim Big 12 teams do not play defense. It truly is impossible to field a top 25 defense in this league. I would love Texas to play an SEC offense every Saturday; Orlando would have the #1 or #2 scoring defense in the country playing these 3 yards and a cloud of dust boring as fuck offenses. Every SEC defense would get boat raced every Saturday in this conference, yes even you Bammer only bc you would have 4-5 days to prepare for these offenses rather than a month.

If you can play them in bowl games only.

When the SEC plays the Big12 in the regular season, the SEC usually wins. And of course, the Big12 has only ever sent Oklahoma to the playoffs, so the Big12 is 0-3 in the playoffs.

 

[TexasExes98]

According to @TexasExes98, losing four or more games in a season means your team is irrelevant.

2010 5-7
2011 8-5
2012 9-4
2013 8-5
2014 6-7
2015 5-7
2016 5-7
2017 7-6
2018 9-4

Hmmm.....

You’re missing something here. Texas will eventually win another NC. Might be next year or maybe 50 years from now, but it will happen again. Nebraska is done for the rest of eternity. Once the Big 8 dissolved that ended NU football. Too many things were set up in the old Big 8 that allowed NU to succeed. Not only is NU NEVER going to win another NC, I don’t think they will ever win another conference title, at least as long as tOSU is in the B1G. We handed ownership of NU to tOSU. You can now call them DADDY.....

 

[UCFhonors]

@UCFhonors We don't take kindly to dat shite on tHoop.

Right @Brasky?

Correct

#UCFacts

 

[handicappers]

Texas would have given Alabama a better game than OU did. Sooners lacked heart and determination in that game, something Texas clearly has under Herman

 

[Hook'Em0608]

Big 12 offenses have averaged 36.2 points and 500 yards of offense versus SEC defenses in bowl
3-1 record

It doesnt mean much, but it proves that most teams cannot stop these type of offenses.
Any ordinary SEC, ACC, Big 10, PAC team would get lit up as well over the course of 9 games.

It takes truly elite teams like Alabama and Clemson...and even those teams sometimes get lit up by it.
Not bad defense....just ridiculously silly offense.

It is impossible for any defense to really slow down.
Big 12 teams understand, you just have to deal with it

I agree with you on premise, but the Big 12 did not have a good defensive year overall. The skill position talent in the league was really good though. Lots of good QB's and stupid talent at WR. So that did make it seem worse than it really was. I honestly did not feel like the Big 12 was very good this year, but they did have a decent bowl season. Really only West Virginia shit the bed, but that was mostly a certain QB protecting his NFL future.

Lots of parity in college football this year as far as conference strength goes. Though I still feel like the SEC was the best overall conference as far as depth goes. The SEC west had lots of good teams and the east a few too.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Yep.... silver and bronze medalists are such losers. America!!!!

We can't all be Bama, but the difference between me and you is I'm man enough to get back on here after a tough loss, your bitch ass pulled a disappearing act after the Rose Bowl last season and that was after talking all that good shit. Now you're piggybacking over your biggest rival's win.

 

[Gatorchip]

Where the fuck do you live?

Daylight savings time was like 2 months ago. Where in the hell do you live that’s it’s 1130

Curacao

 

[Gatorchip]

Excellent outcome. Thanks Texas!