Sox win in extra, lose 2 closers: Bruins destroy Leafs

[Lambeau Leap]

I got the cure for what ails your offense...

Jhonny Fucking Peralta!

I also lost Reyes and got stuck with Danny fucking Espinosa.

He makes Jhonny fucking Peralta look like Ted fucking Williams.

 

[Village Plumber]

No he wasn't

Correct you are. On April 12th, the day Reyes went down, Choo had an OPS 115 points higher than Reyes

More home runs, more RBI's, more runs, 4 fewer SB's

Facts haven't been kind to Heatwave these past few days

 

[Kate Upton]

I also lost Reyes and got stuck with Danny fucking Espinosa.

He makes Jhonny fucking Peralta look like Ted fucking Williams.

Haha yeah.

The league I'm talking about is 14 team. You spend a high draft pick on a SS in a league that large, and you lose him for 4 months?

You're fucked.

 

[Kate Upton]

Correct you are. On April 12th, the day Reyes went down, Choo had an OPS 115 points higher than Reyes

More home runs, more RBI's, more runs, 4 fewer SB's

Facts haven't been kind to Heatwave these past few days

The SB's are what puts Reyes over the top.

 

[Andybob]

The SB's are what puts Reyes over the top.

You heard it here first, Juan Pierre > Miguel Cabrera

 

[Ron Burgundy]

Anybody seen the Backdoor Teen Mom video yet?

 

[Ron Burgundy]

She's hot enough...