So Something Happened Today....

[Sharkonabicycle]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

 

[Southieinnc]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

Putting good alcohol in a freakin' liberal shopping bag is a shame. Get yourself an offshore fishing tackle bag and load it up!

Note: We've all expected you to get arrested for something - sooner or later!

 

[Scooby-Doo]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

Link?

 

[rmilia1]

Maybe take your pussy ass foreign born rum out of the bag and put in a good damn bourbon whisky like a real fucking American patriot

Then your bag wouldn't reject your chick alcohol

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

 

[sonnyblack65]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

Bath salts are bad for ya

 

[Tapey]

Finally talked to your first girl? Im happy for you buddy!

 

[NWPATSFAN]

You should've been arrested.


For stealing a Twix.


Everyone knows it's only worth taking a risk like that, if it's for a Snickers.

 

[molsaniceman]

 

[jarntt]

Was there at least an NFL game on at the time

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Was there at least an NFL game on at the time

Well no, but there was Chicago Bears merchandise in the store, so I felt it appropriate to post here.

 

[Southieinnc]

Maybe take your pussy ass foreign born rum out of the bag and put in a good damn bourbon whisky like a real fucking American patriot

Then your bag wouldn't reject your chick alcohol

Probably took it home and made a drink with an umbrella in it!

 

[Cedrique]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

I"m appalled that they make you pay for a bag. IMO you should steal a candy bar every time you go there just on general principle.
Was this at one of those weird stores with all the foreign stuff, like ALDI or something?

 

[Debbie Does]

We have no sales tax on alcohol here, and it’s only big stores like groceries that can’t give you a bag. They’ll even put it in a box for you.

Some groceries in nearby NJ have given up on small carrying baskets because they’re all getting stolen.

 

[All-Star Benchwarmer]

Some groceries in nearby NJ have given up on small carrying baskets because they’re all getting stolen.

First, grocery carts! Now hand basket!!! When will it end???????

 

[Judge Fudge]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

You should be arrested for eating Twix.

My go to....

Made sure I had my share of those dueling out candy in 2021 Halloween

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

You should be arrested for eating Twix.

My go to....

Made sure I had my share of those dueling out candy in 2021 Halloween

Judge nobody wants Crispy Crunch.... if everyone gave out Crispy Crunch during Halloween, we'd have an egg and another toilet paper shortage.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

There I was, getting my alcohol and checking out like a normal TAXPAYER (this is important) and one of the straps broke from my PREPAID bag that I paid nearly $1 for... I nearly lost all the alcohol.

The CASHIERE (naturally a woman, I don't know what this means but I'm laying it out there) just shrugs at me and says, "Oh that's too bad, would you like to buy another bag?" I lost it. I chucked the fifth of rum at a nearby what I can only assume simp and tackled the grocer.... the cops arrived but when they understood my story they just calmed me down and told me if I exited the store everything would be fine. I felt the need to make a statement so I stole some Caramel Twix at the last minute... the police didn't stop me.

WTF is going on these days?

God damn!! Did the rum survive the fall?

 

[Ojb81]

You should be arrested for eating Twix.

My go to....

Made sure I had my share of those dueling out candy in 2021 Halloween

crispy crunch are good and all, but how dare you besmirch twix

 

[eaglesnut]

I"m appalled that they make you pay for a bag. IMO you should steal a candy bar every time you go there just on general principle.
Was this at one of those weird stores with all the foreign stuff, like ALDI or something?

Idiot government officials law went into effect October 15.

1) Self check out
2) don't scan a glass item
3) don't use a bag
4) Drop glass item on way out
5) keep walking