So many threads about balls

[geezer]

Please, learn to take better care of your balls. I don't care if you feel the need to warm them up or deflate them but these things should really be handled by professionals.

The league says you are responsible for your balls and you must know where they are at all times. If you lose track of your balls it could become embarrassing. Its usually best to keep them in a sack. A large sack if you are into football and a small sack if you are into baseball or tennis.

Proper care of your balls is up to you, but if your balls are going to be used or displayed in public, be advised that other persons may have access to your balls and that could also prove embarrassing.

When other people handle your balls, they may notice if there is something wrong with them.

Each team is responsible for the care and maintenance of their owl balls. Usually a team hires a ball boy or ball girl for this purpose. Each team will usually play with their own balls but there are occasions where players from team 1 will play with the balls of team 2 so be aware those things happen.

 

[Anointed One]

How bout some Schweddy Balls?

 

[Cave_Johnson]

I treat my balls slightly better than this guy

 

[geezer]

Your balls should be kept clean. People have to be able to get a strong grip on them and wide receivers don't want them slipping thru their hands.

 

[Anointed One]

It bugs me like crazy when a TE can't handle a ball... They let them slip through their cracks at times... Luke Willson has a problem hanging onto balls...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'm glad I'm not the only ine that noticed. It's kind of dusturbing the super bowl is coming and everyone is focused on balls

 

[BUD]

Makes me think of the AC/DC song. The song about balls

 

[Anointed One]

Makes me think of the AC/DC song. The song about balls

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[GNG]

Makes me think of the AC/DC song. The song about balls

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Makes me think of the AC/DC song. The song about balls

A classy tale of a sophisticated gentlemen who enjoys ballroom dancing. Love that one.

 

[Itsmytime]

A classy tale of a sophisticated gentlemen who enjoys ballroom dancing. Love that one.

Although the song has a double meaning, its quite funny that some people don't know it's about ballroom dancing.

 

[BoBlake]

Although, the league would like you to know that grabbing your balls in an act of celebration is discouraged.

You are, however able to slam your balls on to the ground.

 

[BusSport]

 

[BUD]

acdc-big balls - YouTube

Bon Scott was fucking great