Smith gets offseason to work on mechanics

[Bemular]

I prefer mustard #1, but all three can work, IMO.

There it is! Mustard on ham - oh yeah!

 

[wartyOne]

You put ketchup on your ham sammich?

I put ketchup on everything. I put ketchup in my beer just to switch things up.

Sometimes I just go running up the street flinging ketchup at neighborhood dogs.

Llama.

 

[mem49er]

I put ketchup on everything. I put ketchup in my beer just to switch things up.

Sometimes I just go running up the street flinging ketchup at neighborhood dogs.

Llama.

But do the dogs end up in your sammich?

 

[MHSL82]

But do the dogs end up in your sammich?

Not sure if Warty does it; I know Obama does. (Not sure if true or relevant to anything, I heard it at Jimmy Kimmel's Media Roast of the President It's after the Unecessary Censorship segment.)

 

[Flyingiguana]

But do the dogs end up in your sammich?

i didn't know warty was chinese

 

[MHSL82]

i didn't know warty was chinese

Korean, mostly. But I suppose the Chinese could eat Korean once in awhile.

 

[coffeeman]

I have my kids get my ketchup at Wal Mart

 

[mem49er]

i didn't know warty was chinese

 

[MHSL82]

I have my kids get my ketchup at Wal Mart

Wow, I didn't know Warty was a relatively hot woman. I thought he was Third Eye Blind's main singer.

 

[Flyingiguana]

Korean, mostly. But I suppose the Chinese could eat Korean once in awhile.

half the stuff koreans eat i'd be scared it would eat me first!

 

[wartyOne]

I have my kids get my ketchup at Wal Mart

I go with the squeeze bottle. Glass is so 19th century.

Out.

 

[wartyOne]

half the stuff koreans eat i'd be scared it would eat me first!

Koreans will tell you, "Kim Che is AWESOME!! You should totally try it!!!" Then you do. Then the Koreans in the kitchen laugh their asses off.

Fermented cabbage = crime against humanity.

 

[wartyOne]

But do the dogs end up in your sammich?

That depends. Are they made of pork chops? (Too lazy to figure out the attachment device. Youtube pork shop sandwiches GI Joe.

Which brings me to Pulp Fiction. First, I dislike Tarantino. I think he's got his head way too far up his own ass. But that's neither here nor there. In the diner, Vincent Vega and Jules are discussing whether or not sewer rat should be on the menu. I hypothesize this: if dogs tasted like bacon, you can bet your ass I'd be eating them.

Minds. Blown.

Seriously, though. Kim Che is the work of the devil.

 

[arsenal6106]

MaioccoCSN
Photographic evidence Alex Smith is no longer locking front leg when he throws. Instagram

 

[NinerSickness]

Seriously, though. Kim Che is the work of the devil.

Never had it, but when I was little instead of saying "You're in deep shit" my mom would say, "You're in deep Kim Che."

 

[Ray_Dogg]

Scroll down for a side-by-side
Alex Smith, then and now

No more stiff cock. He looked like a geek throwing before. Hopefully the new and proper way sticks.

 

[arsenal6106]

Scroll down for a side-by-side
Alex Smith, then and now

No more stiff cock. He looked like a geek throwing before. Hopefully the new and proper way sticks.

Thanks Ray.

Here it is:

 

[mem49er]

Thanks Ray.

Here it is:

I'm starting to believe he IS using his left hand to aim, lmao.

 

[imac_21]

Scroll down for a side-by-side
Alex Smith, then and now

No more stiff cock. He looked like a geek throwing before. Hopefully the new and proper way sticks.

Can I be 14 years old for a minute?

There's a pill for that. They can fix it.

 

[Bemular]

There is no question the pic on the right is going to throw with more velocity - I hope he has improved his spiral as well. How great would it be to have a franchise QB and for that QB to be AS. If he ever brings Vince back home, his will be a story told for many, many years.