Smack talk thread.

[darken65]

Ha! If I was younger and they were willing, id do Miley and Lindsay over and over again.

My penis had no fear.

Dead penis.

 

[Wedgie]

Dead penis.

Well, I know its not dead because it hurts when I pee, so ha!

 

[Perpetual_Beast_Mode]

Jared Allen chose the Bears over us. F*ck you Jared Allen, you kitten-punching, goat-humping dickhead!

 

[dredinis21]

Ha! If I was younger and they were willing, id do Miley and Lindsay over and over again.

My penis had no fear.

There isn't enough penicillin in the world to help you after that weekend bender. Add Pam Anderson and your penis may literally spit fire post bender.

 

[Mr. Tacoma]

There isn't enough penicillin in the world to help you after that weekend bender. Add Pam Anderson and your penis may literally spit fire post bender.

Pam Anderson? You wouldn't have to touch her to break your penis. Once you caught a glimpse in her pants you'd be lucky if your junk ever functioned again. I bet that thing looks like a carp that ran over by a jet-ski.

 

[RegentDenali]

Ha! If I was younger and they were willing, id do Miley and Lindsay over and over again.

My penis had no fear.

Lindsay was already nicknamed "Fire Bush" around Hollywood while still in her teens, and not because of her hair color. She would live out of hotel rooms around LA doing drugs and fucking celebs & drug dealers for months at a time till forced into rehab because she was close to death. She did this for years. The girl has serious personality disorder level mental issues.

Doing her is like sticking your dick in a Petri dish. Fear the FireBush.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Keap last year took a photo with a Dolphin cap and this year is being investigated, I wonder what he'll do next off season to get the Niner fans all stirred up?

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Keap last year took a photo with a Dolphin cap and this year is being investigated, I wonder what he'll do next off season to get the Niner fans all stirred up?

Maybe sign up with another team? Be interesting to hear what 49ers fans will have to say about him if that happens.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Maybe sign up with another team? Be interesting to hear what 49ers fans will have to say about him if that happens.

It would be funny if he signed with the Dolphins. Niner fans would go crazey if that happened.

 

[dredinis21]

It would be funny if he signed with the Dolphins. Niner fans would go crazey if that happened.

Considering that I couldn't care less about Kap's ability to match his accessories to his wardrobe appropriately, if he signed with someone else, I wouldn't care too much other then worry about who his replacement would be. If he doesn't resign, then he is asking for FAR more then the Niners are willing to go. They have been very good at their signings and very cognizant of minimizing the kind of damage these contracts make to the cap. My craziness would be connected to the notion that in order to let Kap walk, we would need to find a viable replacement, something that will be very difficult to do given his skill set.

 

[DunceKaep]

Sure feels good to have just won the SB,

Have a QB you know you can rely upon.

A coach that just signed an extension.

The BEST owner in the entire NFL, sure, debate this, there may be other great owners, but the best those other owners could do is HOPE to tie PA. Nobody is better than PA.

And one of the greatest D's EVER that will return most all its key components.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Considering that I couldn't care less about Kap's ability to match his accessories to his wardrobe appropriately, if he signed with someone else, I wouldn't care too much other then worry about who his replacement would be. If he doesn't resign, then he is asking for FAR more then the Niners are willing to go. They have been very good at their signings and very cognizant of minimizing the kind of damage these contracts make to the cap. My craziness would be connected to the notion that in order to let Kap walk, we would need to find a viable replacement, something that will be very difficult to do given his skill set.

Do the Niners give Keap the 20 mil a yr he's looking for or let him walk?

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Are the 49ers turning into the Raiders?

Looks like Aldon Smith got arrested again!

 

[Logicallylethal]

 

[HaroldSeattle]

Damn that is good stuff LoicallyLethal.

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Are the 49ers turning into the Raiders?

Looks like Aldon Smith got arrested again!

Saying you have a bomb is a big no no. I believe that's a federal offense.

 

[seattlefan75]

after all this offseason drama thats coming from the 49ers camp ill bet that nobody will be suspended probably at the most would face a fine. only seahawk players get suspended

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

after all this offseason drama thats coming from the 49ers camp ill bet that nobody will be suspended probably at the most would face a fine. only seahawk players get suspended

A bomb threat is a serious issue. This one could/should cause the NFL and the Niners to suspend Smith for a couple of games. It's one thing to act like a jackass in the airport, but to say the word bomb should be more then just a slap on the wrist.

 

[WizardHawk]

The 'above reproach' team strikes again.

I'm so glad they only stock their team with the utmost integrity filled citizens.

 

[Tech_God]

Heard about this on KJR this morning....