Smack talk thread.

[DunceKaep]

I see my post brought the scum of whiner land out for a quick response.

 

[RegentDenali]

I see my post brought the scum of whiner land out for a quick response.

Mother jokes? It brought out the 12 year old ones, for sure.

 

[DunceKaep]

Mother jokes? It brought out the 12 year old ones, for sure.

Yeah, ninersickness showed his weakness tonight. POS.

 

[NinerSickness]

Mother jokes? It brought out the 12 year old ones, for sure.

Let's get off moms because I just... I just got off the phone with her.

Or something like that. Let's see... Let's get off the phone with my mom because mom just got off of a... Something about a phone....

SEAHAWKS SUCK!!!

 

[jarrod49]

Look out Denver fans all you will hear for the next year is how the seahags dismantled you in this montumentally huge game!!!! I feel for the broncos board since it will now be covered with 40-7 posts.

 

[NinerSickness]

Yeah, ninersickness showed his weakness tonight. POS.

You're not playing along. It's against the forum rules to be polite on the smack talk thread.

 

[DunceKaep]

Let's get off moms because I just... I just got off the phone with her.

Or something like that. Let's see... Let's get off the phone with my mom because mom just got off of a...

SEAHAWKS SUCK!!!

So this is your surrender, I get it, you expect to be banned from posting here, as you should be, POS.

 

[NinerSickness]

Let's try that again...

I see there are no niner fans here at the moment for 'smack talk' as Seattle dismantles Denver.

Your mother wears army boots.

Check.

 

[NinerFan52]

So this is your surrender, I get it, you expect to be banned from posting here, as you should be, POS.

"Hey Niner fans give me attention!!"
Attention given...
"Ban these Niner fans for giving me attention!"

 

[Suhsyourdaddy]

Seriously, talking shit about preseason games where no one plays is just dumb. Yeah, my team did good for a drive or two.

Yep...like I said, I try not to read too much into preseason. Seattle certainly looked very good against the Broncos, 1 vs 1's tonight. At the end of the day, it doesn't mean shit. Gronk got seriously injured on a PAT in a game that was not in question last year. Russell Wilson and a lot Seattle's starters were in a preseason game up by 20 in the first half...

If Kaep doesn't take another snap until Week 1 against GB, I wouldn't give a fuck. Let the guys who are playing for a roster spot play and see what they can do.

 

[Southieinnc]

Look out Denver fans all you will hear for the next year is how the seahags dismantled you in this montumentally huge game!!!! I feel for the broncos board since it will now be covered with 40-7 posts.

Seahawks fans won't be the only ones laughing about the dismantling of the Broncos....

 

[Suhsyourdaddy]

That's what Hawk fans are trying to remind the homos like suhsurbuttbuddy, dre21 and yossarian is the lack of depth and they better stay healthy. Those WR's and CB's are thin. Backup OL?
Backup QB?

The Hawks can win some games if RWilson gets a hammy and misses 3 weeks. TJack could go 2-1 vs anyone. Kaep goes out for 3 weeks and SF's season is done.

We shall see soon enough but where's Kaep's touch? He has to drop that bunny in the basket....

Lol...oh Seattlecockslurpeys...we won 13 games two years ago with Alex Smith. The same guy we traded for two high round draft picks who couldn't do shit against our 2nd or 3rd stringers yesterday. You just keep praying the young stud QB who led us to a Super Bowl playing half a year gets hurt. Don't expect all of our All Pro's and Pro Bowler players just to lay down and die. Tjack...lmfao.

 

[NinerSickness]

I must have misunderstood the purpose of the smack talk thread. I'm going by the wisdom I learned at the Seinfeld school of smack. I already used the "Jerk store" comeback earlier in the thread, and I'm saving Kramer's "I had sex with your wife" comeback for a really good insult.

 

[RegentDenali]

Look out Denver fans all you will hear for the next year is how the seahags dismantled you in this montumentally huge game!!!! I feel for the broncos board since it will now be covered with 40-7 posts.

Still butt hurt over 42-13 I see. That's ok. Continue with the icepack /cortisone crème therapy. You might want to hit Costco and stock up on more supplies of those cause Sept 15th is less than a month away. There will be a major run on those on Sept 16 in the bay area so better get fresh supplies now.

 

[DunceKaep]

Still butt hurt over 42-13 I see. That's ok. Continue with the icepack /cortisone crème therapy. You might want to hit Costco and stock up on more supplies of those cause Sept 15th is less than a month away. There will be a major run on those on Sept 16 in the bay area so better get fresh supplies now.

But there is always that 'selective recent history' that trolls will bring up, discounting our last matchup, or past 9 years, only focusing on 2, congrats, but THIS is a new year, and Montana and that huge cheater EB can't help now.

 

[DunceKaep]

oh,
Go Hawks.

 

[NinerSickness]

By the way, those are some decisively decided decisions decided in the decisions decided thread.



Am I doing this right?

 

[SeattleOspreys]

Lol...oh Seattlecockslurpeys...we won 13 games two years ago with Alex Smith. The same guy we traded for two high round draft picks who couldn't do shit against our 2nd or 3rd stringers yesterday. You just keep praying the young stud QB who led us to a Super Bowl playing half a year gets hurt. Don't expect all of our All Pro's and Pro Bowler players just to lay down and die. Tjack...lmfao.

who gives a crap about Alex Smith and what he did 2 years ago? How is that relevant right now? If so, TJack took an inexperienced Hawk squad into SF and pulled the Hawks to w/in 2 points in the 4th qtr against said 13-3 team. It took 2 Ted Ginn returns to turn a tight game late into a whiner win. Tolizien and McCoy are The Hatfieds and McCoys....

I don't pray that anyone gets hurt because we can beat Kaep, who still lacks touch, into the ground soon enough. It's more of you better pray that Kaep doesn't miss time because you won't win a game w/out him. Hawks can win with TJack as backup. Heck, I watch those 2 guys throw deep balls and if you didn't know which guy was a starter, you'd think it was TJack the way he drops those bunnies right in the basket for easy TD's. Kaep still hasn't figured out how to take some air out and touch will get you 6.

You don't have great depth, so quit :bj: dre21 and yossarian to keep you from reality. Heck, you still don't have any WR's. I'd worry about some X and Z before peanut butter and sheep.

You've fallen asleep at the wheel and whi9ers are heading for a mack truck. May you

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

Look out Denver fans all you will hear for the next year is how the seahags dismantled you in this montumentally huge game!!!! I feel for the broncos board since it will now be covered with 40-7 posts.

I feel the same way when Niner fans bring up the past 25 yrs of there history. Nobody cares about your past and nobody is going to care about this game come Tuesday.

 

[Uhsplit]

Your mother's a whore.

Interesting. Is she HWP?