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Sidney Crosby eludes Ottawa police

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Two deep fried butter tarts and a carton of unfiltered Pall Malls.


They wanted money, but this was all he had on him.

Come on, this is completely unrealistic.


He'd have at least a few bottles of '09 Château Margaux.
 

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Two deep fried butter tarts and a carton of unfiltered Pall Malls.


They wanted money, but this was all he had on him.

Now I know you're fibbing 43. Mario never has deep fried butter tarts on him....he eats them immediately...and if he did have some he certainly wouldn't give them up
 

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With all this talk about how fat and lazy one of the greatest hockey players in history supposedly was, it seems like a good place to post this. Obviously not all-encompassing or perfect, but kind of an interesting attempt nonetheless

Floater Corsi | Jeff Veillette
 

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sinkers and floaters on MXC > floater corsi
 

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He is still eluding them? He's another DB Cooper.
 
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