Second cup of Coffee Talk

[elocomotive]

Holy doodle, quite the tirade...

"It's like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He can't help himself. He's just a f**king idiot who thinks he's winning when people are b*tching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump. I listen to your podcast and heard you hate it too. What an overrated piece of sh*t movie. Can you believe it beat the Shawshank Redemption?"

"I say a lot of shit on TV defending him, even over this. But honestly, I wish the motherf*cker would just go away. We're going to lose the House, lose the Senate, and lose a bunch of states because of him. All his supporters will blame us for what we have or have not done, but he hasn't led. He wakes up in the morning, sh*ts all over Twitter, sh*ts all over us, sh*ts all over his staff, then hits golf balls. F*ck him. Of course, I can't say that in public or I'd get run out of town."

A Congressman's Profanity Laced Tirade in a Safeway Grocery Store

I wonder which DC Safeway that is. We have Soviet Safeway (Dupont, always running out of shit), Secret Safeway (Tenleytown, its pretty hidden for a freakin' grocery store), Social Safeway (Georgetown - meaning clear), Stinky Safeway (Petworth, meaning clear), Spanish Safeway (Adams Morgan - latino area) and Un-Safeway (Capitol Hill - crime, also, not following the alliterative theme).

 

[forty_three]

I wonder which DC Safeway that is. We have Soviet Safeway (Dupont, always running out of shit), Secret Safeway (Tenleytown, its pretty hidden for a freakin' grocery store), Social Safeway (Georgetown - meaning clear), Stinky Safeway (Petworth, meaning clear), Spanish Safeway (Adams Morgan - latino area) and Un-Safeway (Capitol Hill - crime, also, not following the alliterative theme).

Wouldn't Capitol Hill be "Swamp Safeway"?

 

[thedddd]

Former Republican House Speaker Is Advising A Marijuana Corporation

I guess the NRA wasn't funding him anymore so he changed his other views 360...

 

[dash]

One thing in the above tirade that the congressman was very right about - Shawshank Redemption was a better movie than Forrest Gump.

 

[forty_three]

Former Republican House Speaker Is Advising A Marijuana Corporation

I guess the NRA wasn't funding him anymore so he changed his other views 360...

The governor of Ohio has been trying to write a monopoly on grow and sale ops for Ohio for a friend of his who happens to own said company. Basically getting it written into the state constitution that one company only will be allowed to grow and sell in Ohio. He's trying to capitalize on the desire for legalization to make his buddy some money.

Boner is just trying to get in on that action.

As long as Kasich is writing the law that way, it will never pass. He's in for a landslide defeat next time around. He's managed to piss off both sides with his hack politics, special interest whoring and pocket filling.

He wrote an ADDRESS into the Casino Bill. If the law passed, there was only one place in Columbus it could have been built. And the person who owned the land had already refused to sell it to the casino owner, so the Governor, after wiping his mouth from under the casino owner's desk, fixed that. And then it was a massive fight and wound up costing taxpayers hundreds of millions dollars between the legal battle and the eventual compromise where the state had to pay for the cleanup of a former chemical plant where the casino is now.

 

[Comeds]

One thing in the above tirade that the congressman was very right about - Shawshank Redemption was a better movie than Forrest Gump.

I saw Forest Gump in the theater and loved it. When it came out on VHS I rented it to watch with my wife and we both hated it. It was my second viewing, but the first time she saw it.

 

[elocomotive]

Should we do a group card and just all sign it or send our own?

@Comeds Maybe Daniel in Accounts Payable could set this up, he usually is good at organizing this kind of thing.

PS - Grammar: He's technically saying ISIS is in the U.S. region.
PSS - Grammar: It should be... "thank you," America? That's middle school shit right thar!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

“Thank you, America, for ridding the region of a scourge that only existed to begin with because you invaded a country that did you no harm without any plan beyond “bomb em and roll tide!” despite your country having personally overseen some of the greatest post-war administrations and national revivals history has ever seen. Thanks to this brave exhibition of utter stupidity, the rest of the world now knows to never, fucking ever believe you again should you start banging the war drums, which is exactly why nobody wanted to join you in bombing Syria.”

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[dash]

 

[elocomotive]

"People are saying" though, Dash.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Hint: They're good at marketing.

How did one of Ontario’s first legal pot stores end up next to a Toronto public school? Premier Wynne wants answers | The Star

 

[dash]

A positive story about the Alberta oilsands?!? That makes the tally positive 1, negative eleventy billion.

Little-known metal in bitumen could be an answer for storing solar, wind power | CBC News

 

[Comeds]

Fuckin' Jenkins.
There is a company meeting tomorrow. It will be boring but its closer to my house, has free food, and will let out at 2. My boss, big boss - two levels up, just wandered by and said that what I am working on here is too important and he wants me to skip the meeting.

My work here is too important.....be ready for some grade a dick jokes tomorrow.

 

[dash]

My work filter doesn't allow me to visit this newly registered website:

www.LyinComey.com,

 

[dare2be]

My work filter doesn't allow me to visit this newly registered website:

www.LyinComey.com,

"Paid for by the Republican National Committee."

 

[beantownmaniac]

Hint: They're good at marketing.

How did one of Ontario’s first legal pot stores end up next to a Toronto public school? Premier Wynne wants answers | The Star

Location, location, location.

 

[dash]

To balance things out, there needs to be an Adderall dispensary on the other side of the public school in Toronto.

 

[thedddd]

My work filter doesn't allow me to visit this newly registered website:

www.LyinComey.com,

Makes the scientology sites that bash people seem normal.

 

[jstewismybastardson]