Seattle Mariners 2022-2023 Offseason Thread

[ulmax]

If I was putting..mariners prospects..
I..
Would .
Put .
Celestine..
And Jeter..Martinez....in the top..30
..

And..#
22
#..
29..
And..
#
30.
And
#..
58...
Lololol..
No..
All..numbers equal..1 guy..right know...lolol

 

[ulmax]

I would chop off after...pinto...

But I still..hope..josh .hood will be on there..
But we don't know...yet..

 

[ulmax]

Best pure..hitter..Cole young..
Best..defence...Cole young.
Best power hitter .Tyler Locklear..
Best athlete..Josh hood..
Closest to the majors .Cole young.

You can find..this..and Moore...at baseball..America...

 

[ulmax]

Josh hood..
Seemingly...the reason..I can skip..
A high round..ss..this year..

Lololol...
What about...
Mcants...ss/2b../cf..

Yeeeeess..what about that....lolol

And...
Cam..Clayton..

Yees.....

It's a projection...I've never..been right..on those .. a ..few..times..verry few...

Oakland..and Baltimore..always grab..my...stuff...lolololl..

Whaaaaaaa...lololo

 

[NWinAZ]

And he is ours for 3 more years...

 

[ulmax]

If I was putting..mariners prospects..
I..
Would .
Put .
Celestine..
And Jeter..Martinez....in the top..30
..

And..#
22
#..
29..
And..
#
30.
And
#..
58...
Lololol..
No..
All..numbers equal..1 guy..right know...lolol

Or no I guess..not..I'll..put..Josh hood as athlete...it's ok..
So..that .is 30..
Plus..4...
Lo

 

[MarinersBestFan]

And he is ours for 3 more years...

Well the M's were either really impressed with his post season batting avg of .143 or .... it is his career batting avg of .208

My hunch is our collection of other batters hovering in the .220-230 batting avg spectrum feel alot better glancing up at the jumbo-tron score board and seeing Dillons stats. Its a team moral signing for sure.

 

[ulmax]

Ulmax...
I came up...with..a new .pitch..

Johnny..
Ohh yeah...

Ulmax .
Yeah...the..fuuuoock..knuckle...

You put..your middle..finger...up..in between..the short..seems...
..and fire...
It's a bit slower...

Johnny ..
Get your..head ..out of the...gutter .
We need to do some..comedy..here..


Ulmax
What is...comedy....

Johnny..( with a ..bit.of a stunned..look.).

Uhh just be..yourself.....
Without....gutter...

Ulmax...ok...but...the dummy..circuit of online..likes..it..

Johnny...huh...
Dummy..circuit...(..im..screwed.and I have no excuse...for keeping..him off..
Of it...ahhh.)..

Ok .but..there..is a diff..between clean..
And dirty ...and you have..to know. When
To do..both...

Ulmax...I'll study..it ..

Johnny..( a dummy..study...ahhh)

 

[ulmax]

Yeah..well...
Dummy's do .wood .
Better...than some...

Johnny....ok..
Ulmax... .but I've..had it .with that .
Talk...

(..ohhhh..I'm double ..screwed .)

 

[ulmax]

Johnny .( Misderection)

Uh..ulmax..you are a dummy..BAT..
Can you give me some information on bats...

Ulmax..(online)..
Sure ..give me a bit .

Johnny..( wsshooooo)..

 

[ulmax]

Ok tucker...

Ukraine..drill..for..gas .but is obliged..to.sell..it to Russians...
Who..sell it .to someone...else...
For profit.....
For the most..part...everyone .would be happy...without tanks ..
For a profit ....
Or not
.in this..case .with tanks on either side..

A hole new..meaning..of ...dummy .

 

[ulmax]

Yes .it would..be..a pct..of .the going..price..on the .market..

And yes..the Ukraine .would be selling cheap..gas..for a pct..of market....with..Russians making..
The profit...but..Ukraine .getting jobs .
And ...a 60../..40..proposition..which..
Neither .could .go..back .on..
Russian .60 pct..of the profit..Ukraine..40
But they get..the jobs..as well..
For Ukraine..

 

[ulmax]

Move the tywanees..to a diff island..
Then .ku
Nuke tywan..and let the Chinese have it .

We will take the people...let them have..
The land...
Such as..it is ... Lol

 

[ulmax]

Idk..they .could make..an equal deal .
With Philippians ..for mutual profit..
As well...prob easily ..
Philippians...is fairly poor..
And a..
Tywanees..econimy..could help..a lot...

 

[ulmax]

Yes. After..I have..the people..of tywan..
The econimy..obviously..follows..

Land is just .land...where ever..you are ..

And tywanees..do electronics...
Nice..
For philipeens..

 

[ulmax]

Then .draw ..the line. .in the ocean..
With china..

 

[ulmax]

Yes .it would seem..then..that..tywan..would have the
Philipeens on there..side..as well as America..and Australia..

And yet..they..would be philipeens..
After that..it's true...loliolol

 

[ulmax]

American aid...of coarse..
Construction...aid .of coarse..

 

[NWinAZ]

 

[ulmax]

A fire..stubb..with no people..is not worth much..

Yeah .I'll stop..on this..woopla..