Ryan Howard Fan Club Thread

[WestCoastPhan]

Trade Ruf and Franco...they are trying to take our boy's job.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

They should trade everyone under 30 and extend Howards contract another 5 years. But of course they would reduce his salary to 20 million per year so we could have money to sign an aging
veteran for left field. Eventually the pitchers would need walkers to get to the mound. But medicare would help to pay for that. Hair dye sales would increase to make them look younger Ryno would be happy because everyone would get playing time due to the increase in injuries. Also Geritol sales would make a comeback! The Phillies would gain recognition as the only team that waits for their minor leaguers to reach 30 years old before a call to the majors! All good stuff!

 

[Retroram52]

Spot on Northeast, as usual.