Royals > your shitty dogshit excuse for a team

[SlinkyRedfoot]

my cousin had a dog that would occasionally shit in the basement and they wouldn't clean it up and it would turn into this fuzzy white thing.

To clarify, the dogshit would turn into this fuzzy white thing, not my cousin's dog.

 

[Cyder]

I remember when I was little, my cousin had a dog that would occasionally shit in the basement and they wouldn't clean it up and it would turn into this fuzzy white thing. That wasn't particularly shitty dogshit.

An excellent point. At first I was going to say the title of this thread was redundant. However, considering the Yankees are a much wetter, nastier piece of dog shit than one that's long since dried out it seems I'm mistaken.

 

[Rock Strongo]

The milk's gone SOUR!

i give those titties, 4 thumbs down

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I have had Moustakas in a keeper league since he was a hot prospect. This year I cut bait on him.

He's had hot streaks before, so I'm not too concerned right now, but if this is his breakout year, I am going to make a voodoo doll of him and shove him up Cyder's ass to get destroyed by the boba fett action figure.

 

[black francis]

The milk's gone SOUR!

new royals fans are going to be pissed.
"how can they lose to the twins?"

uh, same way you can sweep the angels in anaheim.

 

[black francis]

I have had Moustakas in a keeper league since he was a hot prospect. This year I cut bait on him.

He's had hot streaks before, so I'm not too concerned right now, but if this is his breakout year, I am going to make a voodoo doll of him and shove him up Cyder's ass to get destroyed by the boba fett action figure.

he just doubled

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

An excellent point. At first I was going to say the title of this thread was redundant. However, considering the Yankees are a much wetter, nastier piece of dog shit than one that's long since dried out it seems I'm mistaken.

I'm a connoisseur of fine food, spirits, jazz and dogshit.

 

[Cyder]

I have had Moustakas in a keeper league since he was a hot prospect. This year I cut bait on him.

He's had hot streaks before, so I'm not too concerned right now, but if this is his breakout year, I am going to make a voodoo doll of him and shove him up Cyder's ass to get destroyed by the boba fett action figure.

Now that's just silly. You know damn well I wouldn't do that to an action figure. It destroys the resale value. That's what GI Joe dolls are for

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

new royals fans are going to be pissed.
"how can they lose to the twins?"

uh, same way you can sweep the angels in anaheim.

Totally understand what you're saying, but it is kind of ironic.

 

[black francis]

Totally understand what you're saying, but it is kind of ironic.

uh-oh, I'm afraid to ask

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

uh-oh, I'm afraid to ask

Huh?

It's ironic that they've been lighting the baseball world on fire, sweep LAA on the road and then lose a series to the shithole Twins.

Nothing to be afraid of.

 

[Howie115]

160-2, maybe?

 

[Fountain City Blues]

160-2, maybe?

This is going to be the new Jeter thread, I can smell it now.

 

[black francis]

Huh?

It's ironic that they've been lighting the baseball world on fire, sweep LAA on the road and then lose a series to the shithole Twins.

Nothing to be afraid of.

Thats what I thought you were going for.

Thought I was going to be one of those "new fans" I was criticizing.

I prefer to see it as us losing two in Anaheim then sweeping the Twins.

 

[Hunter Montana]

2 losses in a row. The Royals dynasty is crumbling while the Dogshit Tigers take the lead in the AL Central.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

2 losses in a row. The Royals dynasty is crumbling while the Dogshit Tigers take the lead in the AL Central.

Until tomorrow that is! Hopefully...

 

[da55bums]

Huh?

It's ironic that they've been lighting the baseball world on fire, sweep LAA on the road and then lose a series to the shithole Twins.

Nothing to be afraid of.

til post season time

 

[HammerDown]

Francis is going to come to hate this thread.

With a passion.

 

[Fountain City Blues]

Francis is going to come to hate this thread.

With a passion.

What are you talking about? The Royals are clearly beating the Padres in the World Series this year.

 

[da55bums]

2 losses in a row. The Royals dynasty is crumbling while the Dogshit Tigers take the lead in the AL Central.

Just getting Herrera, Davis and Holland some days off.