Rivals Banned

[sanction]

Made the move over now.

To be clear, the "secret board" as it is was mainly mundane and monotonous posting. ONE thread was marked NSFW that had 3 posters posting in it, the rest of us lurked.

Hell, the top post was a "Feeeels Gooood" post I made about being on a 2 hour delay for snow and that the wife made breakfast and my day can't get any better or any worse (I was wrong).

It's also suspicious that through this, one mod was noticeably silent. Even more suspicious, his 4 loudest critics bit the dust asap.

Truth.

 

[Stakesarehigh]

Rivals looks pretty gay. What a bunch of gays over there

I was told we were free to be ourselves here

 

[LizardBoy]

I was told we were free to be ourselves here

It appears this is Animal House and that other place is the Omega house, no?

 

[tnapucco]

Yeah free....

RULE NUMBER ONE. ANYONE TOUCH MY SHIT, YOU'RE DEAD.
RULE NUMBER TWO. ANYONE TOUCH ME, YOU'RE DEAD.
RULE NUMBER THREE. I MAKE RULES UP ON THE FLY, BREAK THE RULES...YOU'RE DEAD.
RULE NUMBER FOUR. I NEED SOME COFFEE.
RULE NUMBER FIVE. I'M GRUMPY UNTIL I'VE HAD MY MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL.
RULE NUMBER SIX. FUCK YEAH.

Welcome to the 'Hoop. Mind the gap.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I worry about Rivals peeps. Who in the fuck would pay a subscription fee for a chatboard?

If I owned SportsHoopla, and I thank my sweet God in heaven I do not, I'd send a SPAM to every rivals member saying they could join SportsHoopla for only half the subscription price of Rivals.

Then, I'd spend that money on hookers and crank.

 

[_rolltideroll_]

It was rivals admin. Feels like a Coupe De Tete (fuck I can't spell frog)

One mod had a proclivity for shit posting when he was drunk. His 4 biggest critics of that all vaporized. He's noticeably absent when this goes down and starts merging the shit out of threads.

He overextended his hand. Let him have that fucking board.

Does the mod in question rhyme with Panty Fog? If so, I'm not long for that board too

 

[_rolltideroll_]

holy shit I forgot each page of a thread on here can only hold like 8 fucking replies

What was your name on Rivals?

 

[Guy Incognito]

Imagine censoring yourself every time you say fuck or cock

Dvrn, yov're going savage AF.

 

[sanction]

Does the mod in question rhyme with Panty Fog? If so, I'm not long for that board too

Yep. I might as well settle in here too.

 

[rsw626]

Welcome all ye rivals fecks.

 

[tnapucco]

Does the mod in question rhyme with Panty Fog? If so, I'm not long for that board too

Do you make up band names for a living?

If not, you should.

 

[_rolltideroll_]

Welcome all ye rivals fecks.

Are we allowed to post outside of this thread, or do we just stay in here?

To all my Rival refugees

 

[navamind]

I worry about Rivals peeps. Who in the fuck would pay a subscription fee for a chatboard?

If I owned SportsHoopla, and I thank my sweet God in heaven I do not, I'd send a SPAM to every rivals member saying they could join SportsHoopla for only half the subscription price of Rivals.

Then, I'd spend that money on hookers and crank.

That and Something Awful. SA used to be a good site until it turned into an echo chamber.

 

[LizardBoy]

Greatest RIVALS posters of all time:

1. Willow - banned in 2009
2. FlamerDoosh - banned in 2013
3. AlaskaGuy - banned in 2016

AMIRIGHT?

 

[steelerssb]

Dvrn, yov're going savage AF.

You mean A*

 

[JuiceTheGator]

That and Something Awful. SA used to be a good site until it turned into an echo chamber.

Never heard of it. Since ESPeNis, I only type on sites created by Florida Gators.

 

[CowpokeU]

Does the mod in question rhyme with Panty Fog? If so, I'm not long for that board too

We have a winner. He's been angry with me since I sat mono and Smitty down for constant shit posting.

To be fair, he removed another mods ban which is a huge no-no so those two walked a tight rope to begin with.

 

[CowpokeU]

Yep. I might as well settle in here too.

My fuggin' man!!!!

 

[CowpokeU]

Greatest RIVALS posters of all time:

1. Willow - banned in 2009
2. FlamerDoosh - banned in 2013
3. AlaskaGuy - banned in 2016

AMIRIGHT?

Well Willow was never banned. I desperately tried to find and bring him back. He just disappeared.

 

[CowpokeU]

Are we allowed to post outside of this thread, or do we just stay in here?

To all my Rival refugees

Fuck rivals, I'm a Hooper now lol