Retire, Kelce

[chappee11]

Nothing like a pregnant Kelce to give the magazine reason for a 'rebirth'.


See what I did there?

Always the master wordsmith!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Just wait until pregnant Kylie Kelce has a nude photo shoot in her eighth month and the pics are posted on the cover of ESPN magazine.

What, there's another one??? What position does he play?

 

[PolarVortex]

What, there's another one??? What position does he play?

Under center

 

[Balljim55]

He should start doing commercials and take over for Gronk. God he is terrible!!!

 

[GhostOfPoverty]

He should start doing commercials and take over for Gronk. God he is terrible!!!

I'm of the opinion that pretty much all of those sports guys suck in those various commercials. It's always some nonsense like "Laugh along and buy from this insurance company... because how wild and wacky it is to see a football guy in an insurance ad by a company he very well might not do business with on a personal level?! How hilarious, hahahaha, talk to your local agent today!" I was just never amused by it or similar "sports funnies" that are actually just bad ads that would have gotten the ad script writers fired if they had tried it with anyone other than a sports celebrity.

 

[msgkings322]

I'm of the opinion that pretty much all of those sports guys suck in those various commercials. It's always some nonsense like "Laugh along and buy from this insurance company... because how wild and wacky it is to see a football guy in an insurance ad by a company he very well might not do business with on a personal level?! How hilarious, hahahaha, talk to your local agent today!" I was just never amused by it or similar "sports funnies" that are actually just bad ads that would have gotten the ad script writers fired if they had tried it with anyone other than a sports celebrity.

Some of them are genuinely talented and funny in commercials like Peyton Manning, Bob Uecker, etc. but it is rare.

 

[GhostOfPoverty]

Some of them are genuinely talented and funny in commercials like Peyton Manning, Bob Uecker, etc. but it is rare.

The main reason Peyton Manning commercials are funny is because of his legendary fivehead.

 

[msgkings322]

The main reason Peyton Manning commercials are funny is because of his legendary fivehead.

It certainly doesn't hurt but he obviously has timing and delivery skill most athletes do not. Sort of like how he played QB.

 

[Hank Kingsley]

I wanted to kick Juwaan Taylor's ass personally last night...














...not that I could pulled that off, but I felt like it lol...

He has been a human penalty for a long time.

I think Kelce should go back to his buzz cut.

 

[Xeliou66]

It certainly doesn't hurt but he obviously has timing and delivery skill most athletes do not. Sort of like how he played QB.

Yeah Peyton Manning has great comedic timing and delivery, his commercials are usually funny.
The Kelce brothers are being shoved down our throats solely because Travis is dating Taylor Swift - I don’t think they would get nearly as much exposure otherwise - the NFL and the media wants to capitalize on the large fanbase Taylor has. I don’t become enraged at seeing Taylor Swift at games the way some people do, but I’m getting rather sick of the Kelce family and the constant exposure they get.

 

[fightinfunbags]

He definitely looked washed yesterday. Took over 40 minutes of playing time to get a catch.

He had a great playoff. He just finally ran into a real secondary.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

He had a great playoff. He just finally ran into a real secondary.

Eh, Mahomes and the Chiefs OL finally ran into a real DL that can pressure without blitzing. Mahomes counters the blitz VERY WELL (as did Brady). If you can get pressure with just a front 4 they collapse. It's VERY hard to do... Seattle did it in their Super Bowl win, and they were doing it against Brady until 3/4 of their DL/pass rushers went out due to injury in the 2nd half (which allowed Brady to mount a comeback). Same thing with the Giants beating the 16-0 Pats. Front 4 pressure only, no blitzes.

 

[PolarVortex]

I'm of the opinion that pretty much all of those sports guys suck in those various commercials. It's always some nonsense like "Laugh along and buy from this insurance company... because how wild and wacky it is to see a football guy in an insurance ad by a company he very well might not do business with on a personal level?! How hilarious, hahahaha, talk to your local agent today!" I was just never amused by it or similar "sports funnies" that are actually just bad ads that would have gotten the ad script writers fired if they had tried it with anyone other than a sports celebrity.

taker a midol, bro

 

[PolarVortex]

Yeah Peyton Manning has great comedic timing and delivery, his commercials are usually funny.
The Kelce brothers are being shoved down our throats solely because Travis is dating Taylor Swift - I don’t think they would get nearly as much exposure otherwise - the NFL and the media wants to capitalize on the large fanbase Taylor has. I don’t become enraged at seeing Taylor Swift at games the way some people do, but I’m getting rather sick of the Kelce family and the constant exposure they get.

If we followed the money trail to the top, we might find that Swift's and the Kelce's business agents/interests intersect at some point. It's truly a business marriage made in corporate heaven

 

[PolarVortex]

He had a great playoff. He just finally ran into a real secondary.

No, not at all. He was solid against a ref-friendly Houston team. He was completely absent/irrelevant against Buffalo and absent again against your Eagles until 4th quarter andgarbage time when the game was out of reach and the Eagles' defense let up. So, no, he absolutely did not have a great playoff. Instead, he had the polar (and I should know about anything polar) opposite.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

If we followed the money trail to the top, we might find that Swift's and the Kelce's business agents/interests intersect at some point. It's truly a business marriage made in corporate heaven

I wonder if Swift is sterile... or a man... hmm. She's been through a lot of guys. Maybe she just hires escorts for her boyfriends and lets them bang that while she does something else...

hmm... what else would Taylor Swift do outside of singing. Chess? No, no. KNITTING!? Erm, in hindsight she's tall with bigger hands, that's not helpful. hmmmz...... I got it! An aquarium builder! Long hands to put the glass together, she can hover over the fishes, kind of looks like a fish, has silicone now to provide buoyancy if she needs to intervene a fish fight!

Well I'm glad now we know.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Eh, Mahomes and the Chiefs OL finally ran into a real DL that can pressure without blitzing. Mahomes counters the blitz VERY WELL (as did Brady). If you can get pressure with just a front 4 they collapse. It's VERY hard to do... Seattle did it in their Super Bowl win, and they were doing it against Brady until 3/4 of their DL/pass rushers went out due to injury in the 2nd half (which allowed Brady to mount a comeback). Same thing with the Giants beating the 16-0 Pats. Front 4 pressure only, no blitzes.

What’s up with the AFC that they could get away with moving a guard out to Left Tackle and dude holds it down? It’s not like Sweat is some all world pass rusher. He’s just a professional DE. He made Thuney look like a cut down guy playing the last preseason game.

The Eagles secondary is legit though. They bracketed Kelce because they could. None of the WRs of the Chiefs required special attention.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

What’s up with the AFC that they could get away with moving a guard out to Left Tackle and dude holds it down? It’s not like Sweat is some all wheels pass rusher. He’s just a professional DE. He made Thuney look like a cut down guy playing the last preseason game.

The Eagles secondary is legit though. They bracketed Kelce because they could. None of the WRs of the Chiefs required special attention.

lol Thuney didn't hold it down, yah I dunno how that was a thing. He's an amazing guard, but a left tackle he is not. He got abused like a skinny kid trying to steal a donut at a weight loss conference.

Eagles secondary might as well have been a college team. Again it starts with the trenches. The Eagles secondary barely had to do anything, lol. Again, similar to Seattle in 2014.

 

[fightinfunbags]

lol Thuney didn't hold it down, yah I dunno how that was a thing. He's an amazing guard, but a left tackle he is not. He got abused like a skinny kid trying to steal a donut at a weight loss conference.

Eagles secondary might as well have been a college team. Again it starts with the trenches. The Eagles secondary barely had to do anything, lol. Again, similar to Seattle in 2014.

He did in the AFC once the Chiefs made that move.

 

[Stlducks]

I hope he retires. Not because I’m tired of seeing him (I am) but because I hate seeing legendary players looking like a shadow of themselves. Retire before you become a below average player.