Series Thread: Rangers to bury the 'Stros in Houston 8/5-8/7

[WilltheThrill]

And thanks for walking a dog shit hitter too, Sam. All you had to do was throw strikes.

 

[RevSader]

Fuck off Marwin you bitch.

 

[WilltheThrill]

This team literally goes out of its way to lose games.

 

[RevSader]

Have to pull that ball Roog.

 

[WilltheThrill]

Another pitiful AB from Odor.

 

[Kelleyman]

Strange how the pen went from heaven to hell in three hours

Pens are very volatile creatures.

 

[WilltheThrill]

And another great AB from Lucroy. Dude is money. Maybe Mitch will guess correctly.

 

[RevSader]

Another pitiful AB from Odor.

He's a first pitch guy. If he's going to be then he needs to get his swing in the position to pull.

 

[RevSader]

Welp...this guy is not a bad pitcher. Hopefully we can get to him here.

 

[jaar01]

Prepare your backsides boys. This one is gonna hurt like a MFer.

Bullpen was total garbage. But our offense is the worst fucking offense in baseball right now.

 

[RevSader]

Way to keep it moving Mitch. You have to come through here Maz. You have to get a run in right now!

 

[WilltheThrill]

Bases loaded. Again. Say a prayer.

 

[romeo212000]

Need a big league at bat, Maz.

 

[RevSader]

That was the pitch to hit

 

[RevSader]

Send his ass down.

 

[romeo212000]

 

[Bmurph]

JFC Mazara swing the GD bat

 

[WilltheThrill]

This is beyond disgraceful.

 

[romeo212000]

That was fucking pathetic, Nomar.

 

[RevSader]

That was fucking pathetic, Nomar.

Stash him At AAA til September.