Series Thread: Qualifying Round - Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Columbus Blue Jackets

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I'm not saying that Marner got away with a trip, but Marner got away with a trip. Could have been an extended 5-on-3 for Columbus.

 

[BGDave]

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE FIND A RUSSIAN HOOKER WITH COVID AND SEND HER TO KORPI'S ROOM?

 

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Korpi shouldn't be skating that close to Matthews during the stoppage in play, I mean Auston did have COVID-19.

/Thanks Steve Simmons

 

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There's one for Auston.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

A goal! The White Whale...

 

[BGDave]

FINALLY

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

THANK YOU MEXICAN JESUS!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Why the fuck is Kapanen in the box? These announcers are useless.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

"Not sure if Kapanen is going for embellishment or taking a hit"

Taking a hit is a penalty now??

 

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"Not sure if Kapanen is going for embellishment or taking a hit"

Taking a hit is a penalty now??

Craig Simpson is drunk.

 

[BGDave]

I like gritty Kappy.

 

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Mitch: Hey Seth, I make 11 million per season.

Seth: I don't care.

 

[DragonfromTO]

"Not sure if Kapanen is going for embellishment or taking a hit"

Taking a hit is a penalty now??

I was disappointed that everything from the LSD episode of "The Mick" is unavailable.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

Looks more like something an MIT guy would do.

 

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[DragonfromTO]

Looks more like something an MIT guy would do.

We're smarter than to go out and try to transact with the general public in that condition

 

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Torts barking at PLD and PLD gave it right back to him.

 

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Pajamas!

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

EHHHHH JOAOZINHOOOOOOOO