Game Thread: Preseason: Dallas Cowboys @ Los Angeles Rams, 8/13, 8pm EST, 2016

[Retroram52]

Kroneke's hair is a bit messed up after he was giving Goodell a hum job and Jerry Goober Jones must have got one from Kroneke as well. Geez, what a putrid load of BS.

 

[Retroram52]

Where is Duke Williams?

 

[UVA_Guy81]

when is jerry gonna retire, he looks like crap

He's like Keith Richards. He's probably been dead for a while and he just hasn't realized it yet.

 

[Retroram52]

Shut the Hell Up Jerry!

 

[Retroram52]

Good Lord, they are letting Jerry dribble on about nothing. STHU!!

 

[Red_Chaos]

not to be a party pooper, but shouldnt the announcers be talking to stan kronke?? it is his team in LA not jerrah's

 

[NinersFan80]

McRoberts was in on that last play of the quarter and totally beat the CB at the line, was wide up down the field. Go back and look

 

[UVA_Guy81]

Good Lord, they are letting Jerry dribble on about nothing. STHU!!

I think that hell has officially come to earth with Jerry, Stan and Roger all at the same place at the same time.

 

[Retroram52]

What Jerry basically was saying is this: I'm a billionnaire and so is Kroneke. He gives great head right here in this stadium and I am so glad he gives hum jobs to make feel so young again. Geez!

 

[UVA_Guy81]

not to be a party pooper, but shouldnt the announcers be talking to stan kronke?? it is his team in LA not jerrah's

I think people would want him to drone on about nothing even less than they want Jerry to drone on about nothing. Only person that can make nothing sound interesting is Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[Retroram52]

One two many bottles of Fireball for ole Jerry!

 

[Retroram52]

We just got done throwing that out pass and it was nearly picked off. Why are we throwing it again to get an INT? Dumber than a bag of hammers.

 

[NinersFan80]

Who is this shitty 3rd QB who can't throw a curl right to an open WR

 

[Retroram52]

Good tackle by Troy Hill!

 

[UVA_Guy81]

We just got done throwing that out pass and it was nearly picked off. Why are we throwing it again to get an INT? Dumber than a bag of hammers.

Because our offensive coordinator has less brain cells than Forrest Gump? Or they didn't get the memo about the 7-9 bullshit?

 

[UVA_Guy81]

Who is this shitty 3rd QB who can't throw a curl right to an open WR

Sean Mannion

 

[Retroram52]

13 and change to go for this one to be finally over.

 

[NinersFan80]

Sean Mannion

We agree that McRoberts was open if Mannion throw it to the outside, correct?

 

[Retroram52]

Because our offensive coordinator has less brain cells than Forrest Gump? Or they didn't get the memo about the 7-9 bullshit?

Holy Cow UVA. I am thinking: "What genius decided to do that again to actually get the ball intercepted." STOOOOPID!

 

[UVA_Guy81]

The broadcasters have officially ran out of things to talk about when they're talking about how good the logos on the field look.