PLAYOFFS! Bengals v. Texans game thread

[Gypsumstack]

Hey look at the ass pirate playing with his sword

 

[DanBengalfan]

they can't see the blitz coming there?

 

[kramer1]

I'm convinced these coaches have no fucking clue? These guys are HC candidates? On what planet?

 

[Gypsumstack]

TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE.

Cue Charles Barkley: "That's just turrible"

 

[kramer1]

That penalty was stupid. The guy couldn't have made the tackle anyways. Thanks.

 

[kramer1]

We need a turnover. The offense cannot be relied upon. The offense is dogshit.

 

[DanBengalfan]

ok, ok, back to reality, what we're seeing here is the affect of practing out-doors in freezing temps to prepare for an indoor game, without your starting QB because he's already got the flu.

who's fault is that? Mike Brown.

2500$ to rent the bearcats practice facility.

2500$... we could find 2500 bengals fans to donate one freaking dollar.

 

[vancelot23]

Like I said, this isn't a playoff team. I would rather have just missed the playoffs than suffer the indignity of looking like losers on national TV

 

[kramer1]

HOW IN THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT THROWING THE BALL DOWN THE FUCKING FIELD? HOW? WHY? WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK ARE THEY DOING?!?

 

[Gypsumstack]

Because this is the best thing Bengal related we will see all day:

 

[kramer1]

Pretty sure Benson isn't playing because he has a clause in his contract for a bonus if he reaches a certain yardage.

 

[kramer1]

Embarrassing.

 

[DanBengalfan]

Bengals getting chop blocked all over the place.

good grief.

 

[kramer1]

Why the fuck does Skuta not play more? Oh yeah....Marvin...

 

[cincyreds45212]

the bengals never force turnovers, it doesnt matter how good your defense is, if they dont take the ball away then you're not gonna be successful in the nfl

 

[Gypsumstack]

Pretty sure Benson isn't playing because he has a clause in his contract for a bonus if he reaches a certain yardage.

Nah, that can't be it. Playoff yards don't count to season totals.

 

[kramer1]

Nice tackling!

 

[kramer1]

About to be 24-10....

 

[DanBengalfan]

wow, so how come this screen pass stuff works for them, and not for us.

ridiculous.

 

[Gypsumstack]

the bengals never force turnovers, it doesnt matter how good your defense is, if they dont take the ball away then you're not gonna be successful in the nfl

This is true. Just look at Green Bay. They have a horrible defense, but they force turnovers.