Phillies-Braves Gamethread.

[jvett77]

jvett is truly a Phillies original!

True. I don't know how many thousands of Philly losses I've watched.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

True. I don't know how many thousands of Philly losses I've watched.

No wonder you drink at game time. You have suffered more that the average man can deal with!

 

[Cedrique]

When did we steal this Alvarez guy? Klentak you sly bastard!

 

[jvett77]

When did we steal this Alvarez guy? Klentak you sly bastard!

He's been absent from the big time for two years with two shoulder operations so teams stayed away from him like he had the plague. Seems to be healthy so far.

 

[jvett77]

No wonder you drink at game time. You have suffered more that the average man can deal with!

Correct! They should give me lifetime season tickets and a luxury suite.

 

[jvett77]

Way to go Henderson! Needs a better first name.

 

[Cedrique]

Nice single. Who let Luzinski back on the field? I thought he was all into his barbeque now

 

[Cedrique]

Seriously Odubel? WTF

 

[Cedrique]

Mack called a meeting with the hitters and told them to take it easy tonight. Said he wanted to test the bullpen. So far so good.......

 

[Cedrique]

Nice going dildoes! Dude has 12 shoulder injuries and comes back and pitches a gem and you're gonna give him a "no decision" ?

 

[jvett77]

PSU 8-7 over Iowa in the 3rd.

 

[jvett77]

Garcia and the Dildoes taking us down.

 

[Cedrique]

Oh well. We know who the team to beat will be next year. In the last month the Phils have displayed more power than a North Korean military parade. You can't blame the Braves for being excited about getting some runs against the mighty Phils. This is like their World Series.

 

[jvett77]

Holy cow, Stanton has 57 home runs!

 

[northeastphillyguy]

Looks like the Phillies are tanking for the top draft pick.

 

[jvett77]

Looks like the Phillies are tanking for the top draft pick.

SF and Phils are each 61-94, and it's 50-50 for the top pick. I see the Phils going 2-5, winning tonight, getting swept by the mighty Nats, then winning 1 vs the Mutts, finishing 63-99. The Giants face the mighty DBacks and Padres. Dudes, place your bets! $100 minimum.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

SF and Phils are each 61-94, and it's 50-50 for the top pick. I see the Phils going 2-5, winning tonight, getting swept by the mighty Nats, then winning 1 vs the Mutts, finishing 63-99. The Giants face the mighty DBacks and Padres. Dudes, place your bets! $100 minimum.

What about the White Sox and Tigers? This is a 4 team race to the bottom.

 

[Retroram52]

Should I add that the dildoes and pathetics will find a way to eff this item up?

 

[jvett77]

What about the White Sox and Tigers? This is a 4 team race to the bottom.

I goofed. Forgot about the AL. All bets are off. Still, pathetics have a fighten shot at the prize!

 

[jvett77]

Thanks Jorge, how about laying off the freakin popcorn so you could make it to second!