Philadelphia Phillies 2024 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

We got two homers today from other people not named Schwarber or Harper.

 

[Retroram52]

Better get some insurance runs to CYA before Kerkering, Alvarado, and Marte show-up!!

 

[Retroram52]

That was close.

 

[Retroram52]

That was close too.

 

[Retroram52]

The only Phillies batter today without a hit is dogshit Realmuto.

 

[Retroram52]

And Realmuto is still without a hit. Another Phillie going downhill this season.

 

[Retroram52]

Here we go. Kerkering is in. The first of the Douchebag Pitchers in relief.

 

[Retroram52]

MOTHERFUCKER!! THAT RAGARM KEREKRING JUST GAVE-UP A HOMER.

 

[Retroram52]

GET THIS RAGARM JACKASS OUTTA THERE!! ONE OUT AND HE IS OUT THERE GIVING-UP RUNS AND HOMERS!!!

 

[Retroram52]

WE NEED MORE RUNS TO SAVE OUR ASSES FROM THE EFF-UPS OF THE NEXT RAGARM RELIEF PICTURE!!

 

[Retroram52]

THAT'S DAMN BETTER!!! WILSON NAILS A HOMER AND NOW WE DEF HAVE AN AUTHENTIC FOOTBALL SCORE!!!

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber gets walked.

 

[Retroram52]

Wow, Turner gets on and is 3 of 5 today.

 

[Retroram52]

A lot of errors going on. Schwarber scored on error, Harper safe at First Base on fielding error by center fielder Young. Harper safe at Second Base on error. Turner safe at Third Base on error.

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go Castellanos.

 

[Retroram52]

Last Phillies At Bat.

 

[Cedrique]

Last Phillies At Bat.

Hopefully

 

[Retroram52]

More runs?

 

[TheSnowdog]

Everybody hits!

woo hoo!

 

[Retroram52]

That's what I am talkin' about!!! Rojas singled to Left Field, Realmuto scored. Wilson scored, Rojas out stretching at second.