Philadelphia Phillies 2023 Baseball Season

[fightinfunbags]

We have gone 7-3 over the last ten. If this continues we will catch the Bitches. The Bitches have gone 5-5 over the last ten. Is it fizzle time for the. Bitches??

They’re 10.5 back. It’s not happening

 

[jvett77]

They’re 10.5 back. It’s not happening

I just dreamt that it happened.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Check out this crazy stat.

Fact Check: What do all Fullerton Union High School MLB pitchers have in common? Exploring wild part of sport’s history

Fullerton Union High School is uniquely tied to one of baseball's greatest feats, the no-hitter. The California-based school has four former pitchers who have thrown a no-hitter in MLB.

www.sportskeeda.com

 

[fightinfunbags]

I just dreamt that it happened.

If the Phil’s go 31-15 down the stretch, they would need the Braves to go 22-27 in their remaining games for the Phillies to win the division. There’s like a .5% chance the Phillies win the division.

 

[Retroram52]

They’re 10.5 back. It’s not happening

B.S.!! It's happening!! The Phillies win and the Bitches lose. We are down to 9.5!

 

[fightinfunbags]

B.S.!! It's happening!! The Phillies win and the Bitches lose. We are down to 9.5!

And later today when a pitcher has a rough inning, you’ll be calling that pitcher a dildo.

 

[eaglesnut]

And later today when a pitcher has a rough inning, you’ll be calling that pitcher a dildo.

There are a number of dildo moments in a long baseball season

 

[jvett77]

If the Phil’s go 31-15 down the stretch, they would need the Braves to go 22-27 in their remaining games for the Phillies to win the division. There’s like a .5% chance the Phillies win the division.

Yeah, figured that out. Braves stats superior to Phils but in my dream, Strider broke his neck and Acuna got laid up banging into a wall.

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, figured that out. Braves stats superior to Phils but in my dream, Strider broke his neck and Acuna got laid up banging into a wall.

At least we're in a better position than Mets fans. Their dream involves multiple plane crashes for the Phillies, Braves and Marlins.

 

[Cedrique]

Keuchel is doing the Steve Carlton style tour of the league, trying to lose a game or two for as many teams as possible.

 

[jvett77]

Phillies play the Braves 7 times in September so if they continue their hitting parade, they can at least make the NL east race respectable by maybe drawing to within 5 games and winning 93 or so.

 

[Cedrique]

Wow, not only is Jon Singleton back in the major leagues, he's got two homers tonight for the Astros. Maybe there is hope for Kingery after all.

 

[jvett77]

Wow, not only is Jon Singleton back in the major leagues, he's got two homers tonight for the Astros. Maybe there is hope for Kingery after all.

Don't remember the guy so looked him up. Phis signed him in 2009 had high hopes for him as a top prospect but then shipped him to the Astros with a load of players for Hunter Pence in 2011. Had trouble passing drug tests but the Astors signed him for $10 mill in 2014. A solid power hitter but loved his pot much more and the Astros released him by 2016. Hadn't played regularly in the majors since 2014 and bounced around the minors and Mexican league since then. Astros giving him a final chance at 31. Guess his money ran out,

 

[Cedrique]

another garbage call by a home plate ump

 

[jvett77]

Heck with the hitting parade. This team can be annoying.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Heck with the hitting parade. This team can be annoying.

That’s just the nature of baseball where you fail 7 of 10 times and are in line for the Hall of Fame. They ran into two good pitchers. My only squabbles are these:
1. If they aren’t hitting bombs, the offense struggles to push across runs by moving runners and coming up with clutch hits. If Bohm or Stott aren’t coming through, they struggle to do this consistently.
2. I hated the approaches for at bats on Saturday and Sunday. Twins pitchers didn’t have to throw them strikes to get outs. Plate discipline is poor.

 

[Cedrique]

Kikuchi is off the freaking chain so far

 

[fightinfunbags]

Kikuchi is off the freaking chain so far

Yep. Straight nasty.

 

[jvett77]

Pathetic.

 

[fightinfunbags]

Pathetic.

I can live with losses but I can’t live with them giving away games. That 8th was on Seranthony and Schwarber.