Philadelphia Phillies 2023 Baseball Season

[jvett77]

I'm 30 miles north of Philly and the air stinks.

 

[Cedrique]

Going for number 5

 

[Cedrique]

Wheels working on a no-no

 

[Cedrique]

In other news, a series of mediocre relievers are holding the Phils to one bloop single

 

[jvett77]

Five in a row is good vs slum teams but if they don't take two of three from the Bums this weekend, it's the sameole.

 

[jvett77]

Phils are one game behind last year's 31-31 after 62.

 

[jvett77]

Very exciting game at the park last night seeing the walkoff Swarbomb. Especially after thousands of Dodger fans were seen going crazy after their two bombs tied it in the 7th. Bastards left the park disappointed.

 

[jvett77]

Two of three vs the Dodgers is meaningful. Up 7-3 in the 9th. Maybe we're back. I've said that before.

 

[Retroram52]

Maybe...

 

[jvett77]

Maybe...

Hoskins down hurts the Phillies but I think the rejuvenated Castellanos plus the acquisition of Turner more than makes up for it in the long run. So, yes, the Phils will make the post even if like last year they have to squeek in. You heard it here. Guaranteed. Plus, I'm sober. I may place a futures bet on it even though I lost $200 at the Belmont stakes, Saturday.

 

[Cedrique]

Hoskins down hurts the Phillies but I think the rejuvenated Castellanos plus the acquisition of Turner more than makes up for it in the long run. So, yes, the Phils will make the post even if like last year they have to squeek in. You heard it here. Guaranteed. Plus, I'm sober. I may place a futures bet on it even though I lost $200 at the Belmont stakes, Saturday.

Yeah hopefully it doesn't take Turner a full season to adjust like it did Castellanos. He's a good shortstop but for 27 mil he should be hitting too.

 

[Cedrique]

Is it me, or does Strahm look like his parents might be related?

 

[Cedrique]

Gotta give Arizona's douchebag manager credit. He got his team fired up. For no reason, but when has that ever mattered.

 

[jvett77]

Almost!

 

[jvett77]

Ranger did a great job tonight. I think he had one more inning in him. Now we are at the mercy of douchbag relief for two innings.

 

[jvett77]

I knew it. Three run homer ties it. Douchebag pitching.

 

[jvett77]

0-10 with RISP tonight. Harper hasn't done shit tonight.

 

[jvett77]

Phils should be able to win this with the top of the lineup due in the 10th.

 

[jvett77]

Wahoo! Alverado saves the day with 100 mph fastballs!

 

[jvett77]

Nola implodes in the third inning giving up the 3-run lead but Phils come back with recent slacker Bryce driving in the go-ahead run, 5-4.