Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Looks like everyone is asleep. No hits, no score through 4 Innings. I gotta run some errands so I won't be here for this one. Hopefully the Dildoes will wake-up and score enough runs for the sweep.

 

[Cedrique]

Lost a tough one 1-0. On the bright side Ranger is having a pretty good season. But we need some power in the lineup. Hopefully Bryce and Scharber are back soon.

 

[Retroram52]

Tell me the Dildoes only play when they want to. Nine Innings, 5 hits, 0 runs. Nothing, Nada. What a pathetic joke the Dildoes are. I guess they are saving themselves for the Mutts who come to town on Friday.

 

[Retroram52]

This is good news. The Mutts are very beatable with quite a few missing peeps.

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[ill]

This is good news. The Mutts are very beatable with quite a few missing peeps.

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what did we get for Carrasco when we traded him off? Cliff Lee?

 

[Retroram52]

Dombrowski is dumpster-diving to fill the thinness in the outfield since Homeless Boy went down with a leg injuring. This Zimmer dude plays good D but is just 8 of 76 at the plate. Shoot, just bring back Herrera.

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[Retroram52]

what did we get for Carrasco when we traded him off? Cliff Lee?

That was a trade where we got screwed. we got rid of Carrasco who was a disaster but... On July 29, 2009, the Phillies traded Carrasco, along with Jason Donald, Lou Marson, and Jason Knapp to the Cleveland Indians for Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco. Carrasco made his major league debut on September 1. In five starts with the Indians, he had a 0–4 record with 8.87 ERA.

 

[Cedrique]

That was a trade where we got screwed. we got rid of Carrasco who was a disaster but... On July 29, 2009, the Phillies traded Carrasco, along with Jason Donald, Lou Marson, and Jason Knapp to the Cleveland Indians for Cliff Lee and Ben Francisco. Carrasco made his major league debut on September 1. In five starts with the Indians, he had a 0–4 record with 8.87 ERA.

I forgot they even had Carrasco. But as it turned out he was the only good player of that group. Those other 3 are pretty forgettable

 

[ill]

I forgot they even had Carrasco. But as it turned out he was the only good player of that group. Those other 3 are pretty forgettable

Francisco had a nice little career, but nothing to write home about.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber is back and he strikes-out and the newbie Zimmer is in Center field. Mutts are already up by a run!

 

[Cedrique]

Nola is dealing. Time to get him some runs for a change

 

[jvett77]

Looks to be a Friday night sellout at the park. Only took 10 minutes for some Dildoe action - Bohm misplays a grounder allowing a run to score and Hoskins does a lame duck trot to first on his ground out.

 

[Retroram52]

Here we go again with the Dildoes acting like these effing Mutt-effers are baseball gods and not hitting a damn pitch thrown at them. Everyone is ofer and the Dildoes are like a Depends away from crapping themselves!

 

[Retroram52]

Nola is dealing. Time to get him some runs for a change

Damn straight Cedrique. Nola has got like 2-3 K's, he pitching his guts out and these damn Dildoe teammates are nearly pissing themselves at the plate. HIT THE DAMN BALL ya bunch of effin' pussies!!

 

[Retroram52]

Bassitt is not effin Steve Carlton for cryin-out-loud and the Mutts are short-handed. There the pussified Dildoes stand watching pitches go by without one damn hit and certainly no FREAKIN' RUNS!!

 

[jvett77]

Hot grounder underneath Bohm’s glove for a double. Nola needs to strand him.

 

[Retroram52]

Stott stranded on Third and now the Mutts have a runner on Third with two out. Nola's got 5 K's with no response from his teammates.

 

[Retroram52]

Come on Nola, get this effer at the plate and strand Marte at Third!

 

[Retroram52]

MOTHER FUCKER!!! What on the flippin planet is Nola doing serving-up Homeruns to these a-holes??!! Why do the Dildoes keep believing these flippin Mutts are somehow so superior we can't beat them??!!

 

[jvett77]

Wishful thinking. 3-0 Mutts.