Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Cedrique]

Yeah, at the park. Figured my presence would be a kick in the ass for Nola and the team. I’m drunk on a few beers and so are the Phils. Maybe the fans sense the inevitable.

The home plate ump seems like he's a few beers in as well

 

[Retroram52]

Yea. Tub of Pig Grease gets walked. Didn't I tell ya Vogelbach!!

 

[Retroram52]

The home plate ump seems like he's a few beers in as well

Not "seems" Cedrique! IS!!

 

[Retroram52]

8 K's and 5 earned runs. What the eff are you doing out there Nola??!!

 

[Cedrique]

8 K's and 5 earned runs. What the eff are you doing out there Nola??!!

I have a great idea to make the game more interesting. For every few strikeouts they subtract a run. People always crying about too many strikeouts in baseball, make it cost you something if you strike out too much.

Of course there would be a lot of negative scores for a while til the batters figured it out

 

[Retroram52]

The Dildoes have five Innings to make an effort to try to come-up with 6 runs and I am quite certain, the Dildoes have already quit.

 

[Retroram52]

I have a great idea to make the game more interesting. For every few strikeouts they subtract a run. People always crying about too many strikeouts in baseball, make it cost you something if you strike out too much.

Of course there would be a lot of negative scores for a while til the batters figured it out

I like the idea. It would get through their overpaid brains and their seasons wouldn't be as "padded" in the wins column!

 

[Retroram52]

Once again, a lot of ofer's in the order.

 

[Cedrique]

Zimmer!

 

[Cedrique]

Turn around Jvett, it ain't over yet! (I'm assuming he was halfway to the parking lot)

 

[Retroram52]

Wonders never cease!!

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber gets back to hitting. Schwarber singled to right center, Vierling scored and Zimmer scored!!

 

[Retroram52]

Bohm gets on but the get Hoskins out at Second. Two outs. Come one you damn Dildoes, these bastards can be beaten, today!!

 

[Cedrique]

RBI chance number 1,000 for Castellanos. Maybe he can cash in this time

 

[Retroram52]

YEA REALMUTO!! Bohm is on Third!!

 

[Retroram52]

Hit a Homer Castellfraudos!!

 

[Cedrique]

2 is better than none I guess

 

[Retroram52]

DAMN IT!!

 

[Retroram52]

Two runs an Inning and we take these bastards!!

 

[jvett77]

Turn around Jvett, it ain't over yet! (I'm assuming he was halfway to the parking lot)

Lol. I was in the middle of a shot of rum so decided to see the 5th inning completion and got to see Phils mini-uprising. Will stay longer. They might be awake now. Why the hell does Castellanos end so many rallies?