Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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These Dildoes really do believe they can't beat the Mutts and then they go out and prove their collective beliefs!

 

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Warning track hit!

 

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Wheels has a K and he will probably get out of this First Inning side without a run.

 

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Yep, good job Wheels.

 

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We are now 11 back of these Mutts and 7.5 behind the Bitches.

 

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Zimmer is in Center again today and Schwarber is playing as well.

 

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Way to line-out to center there Schwarber.

 

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Hoskins is back to striking-out.

 

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Bohm Singles to Right and we have a runner on base with two outs.

 

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And the ultimate rally-killer, Castellfraudos is at-bat.

 

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Wow. What has happened to Castellfraudos?? A hit to Left and we have two runners on base with Stott at-bat.

 

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And in true Dildoes fashion, Stott kills the mini-rally and they leave two stranded.

 

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Maybe Stubbs, Segura, and Vierling can get something going.

 

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Mullet Boy Williams is def hittable but the Dildoes don't believe it.

 

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And Segura does nothing.

 

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Stubbs gets on base and Vierling strikes-out. Maybe Zimmer can get Stubbs home.

 

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And Stubbs is added to the list of Dildoes stranded runners.

 

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Wheels is a pitching a no-hitter so far. Meanwhile the Dildoes have three hits and NO RUNS.

 

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Wheels has 5 K's already. Excellent!

 

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4th Inning coming-up. This game favors the Dildoes since they seldom score more than 2 runs against the Mutts.