Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Harper gets on with another single as he has done this twice before in between the walks.

 

[Retroram52]

No outs and Catellanos is ahead. He needs to nail one too.

 

[Retroram52]

Ground-out from Castellanos moves Harper to Second base. Now we need an outfoeld hit to add insurance runs.

 

[Retroram52]

Flippin is notoriously useless today going ofer.

 

[Retroram52]

Gregorius getrs walked. One out. Can anybody hit an outfield shot?

 

[Retroram52]

Effin Herrera is 0 for 5 today. What a Dildoe!

 

[Retroram52]

Way to go there Bohm. Flippin Dildoes are just dying to give this game away.

 

[Retroram52]

Oh Crap, Hand-job is in!

 

[Retroram52]

Here we go. Flippin Douchebag is throwing nothing balls and he is already behind. Stupid effer is going walk the first batter. This dumbass is worse than Knebel. Get him out there before he gives the game away!!

 

[Retroram52]

I'm tellin' ya, Thompson, get this idiot outta there!!

 

[Retroram52]

GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!!

 

[Retroram52]

I forgot. Today is Doubleheader day.

 

[Cedrique]

Aloha Mr Hand!

 

[Retroram52]

Wonders never cease. Hand-job gets out of the inning and we take Game 2.

 

[Retroram52]

Well WTH? Game 2 of the Doubleheader is this afternoon. I shall return.

 

[jvett77]

Glad they didn't blow this.

 

[jvett77]

Classic dildo start in the first inning; two on, two Ks and Hoskins picked off first. The dopes.

 

[jvett77]

Nelson Cruz. The name sounded familiar. He’s 41, an 18 year veteran, mostly TX, SEA, and MIN. Still a HR threat.

 

[Retroram52]

Vierling homers and Munoz steals Second Base with no outs. Could be a big inning if the Phillies come back.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber gets to First on an error and Munoz scores on an error and we are up 2-1.