One difference between the Dildoes and the AStros is their offense produces hits and runs no matter who is pitching. The Dildoes? That's too difficult apparently.
In three Innings pitched, Plassmeyer has just 4K's and gave up 2 runs. Valdez on the other hand has pitched 5 Innings, has 10K's, and has given-up 0 runs. That is one glaring difference between the Astros and the Dildoes!
The Douchebag Pitcher we have have to be evaluated and sent packing. They do nothing but destroy any chance of a win and have done that all season. That's why Eflin to be a closer is a good move.
We have only one out and we can still catch teh Astros and pass them right here but the Dildoes have to stop playing Dildoes baseball and get with the program.