Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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This game is soon going to be 4-6 Geeants because of our wonderful Douchebag Pitchers.

 

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Way to go spank boy. Walk another run. This side could blowing this game open because of... ...you guessed it, Douchebag Pitching!!

 

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THOMSON, GET THIS DOUCHEBAG OUTTA THERE BEFORE HE WALKS ANOTHER RUN!!

 

[Cedrique]

Kapler managing like it's game 7 of the World Series.

 

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Hand-Job almost gets all the way out of a jam. Estrada grounded into fielder's choice to Second Base, Longoria to Second Base, Davis to Third Base, Brinson out at home.

 

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Hand-Job is going to walk the next run to break the tie. Just throw 'em a fastball and hope he hits a grounder.

 

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Right on cue, Douchebag Hand-Job serves-up another run. Now he has to start all over again with the bases loaded again. This is the result of walking batters and piss-poor pitching.

 

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Well, why couldn't you have struck-out the last batter instead of walking his ass and moving the runners for another run??

 

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Schwarber should hit a homer just for GP.

 

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Schwarber triples to deep Center Field and then Hoskins and Bohm do shit.

 

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O.K. Harper here is where you can back-up all that talk about how good the Dildoes are with a solid base hit to get Schwarber home.

 

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Harper is going to get walked, it appears.

 

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Harper is on First Base, Schwarber is on Third Base with two outs. Now we need Realmuto to lay down a base hit.

 

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Typical Dildoes baseball. Realmuto has a chance to lay down a base hit and he strikes-out looking.

 

[Cedrique]

nice catch Schwarbs

 

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O.K. Bellatti serves-up a double. Well done ya flippin Douchebag! And of course Schwarber is somewhere else.

 

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Barring anymore runs, the Dildoes have two Innings to get two runs.

 

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WTH? Bellatti gets out of the side with no additional runs.

 

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B. Stott has been on fire all day. Maybe he'll get us started.

 

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Yep. Right on cue. Stott Singled to Center Field. No outs. Let's go Segura, your turn!!