Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Two outs and two runners on the corners. This game is going to be 6 or more runs pretty quick.

 

[Retroram52]

And right on cue, Douchebag Gibson serves-up the homer and now it is 7-0. Now it is over.

 

[Retroram52]

These flippin' Dildoes are so predictable, I wish I could use them to play the lottery.

 

[Retroram52]

And Douchebag boy follows-up the homer and three runs with another walk. Yea, we have some real good pitchers on this bullshit, phony-ass, ball club.

 

[Retroram52]

This Douchebag is like a damn puppet. Just dial-in what you think will happen and chances are good it will.

 

[Retroram52]

This series looks like the D-back series. Back-to-back innings of three-or-more runs and it ain't over yet.

 

[Retroram52]

That's how bad Gibson is. He didn't even last two full Innings. COONROD is in and it is not even the Third Inning yet!! LOL!! And WTF did Thomson wait so long for? After run Number 4, you pull Douchebag outta there and move on to someone else!

 

[Retroram52]

And WTF is Gibson still on our roster for? The dude hasn't gotten any better. He is still just trashing the crap out of games and he even can't out of his own way in just two Innings. Man we have some real dogshit for Pitchers.

 

[Retroram52]

And COONROD gets the Dildoes out of the Second Inning!

 

[Retroram52]

Like so many other games, the offense is non-existent tonight.

 

[Retroram52]

Three-up and three-down. Complete dildoes.

 

[Retroram52]

Let's see if Coonrod gives-up a run here.

 

[Retroram52]

Yep, right on cue Coonrod gives-up another run. And the ass-whoopin' commences!!

 

[jvett77]

Pitching is the name of the game!

 

[Retroram52]

And just like Gibson, this douchebag pitcher can't seem to get the last out at the plate.

 

[Retroram52]

This is going to be a 10-15 to nothing game!!

 

[Retroram52]

Ten-to-one, Coonrod walks the bases to fully loaded.

 

[Retroram52]

Un-freakin-believeable!!

 

[Retroram52]

This freakin' disaster started with the illustrious Dildoes combination of piss-poor Pitching by Gibson and a non-existent offense by everyone else!!

 

[Retroram52]

Way to goooo COOOOOONRRROOOOODDD!!! If you can't serve-up run-producing hits, walk the batters with the bases loaded!! LOL!!