Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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Going to the 6th Inning still holding the lead. We cannot afford piss-poor pitching when the Parade of Douchebag Pitchers starts.

 

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Ginkel is in and Bohm starts us off. Bohm needs to get a hit right here.

 

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Harper and Bohm are on base. No outs. Run the score through the roof!!

 

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YES!! Realmuto hit a ground rule Double to deep Center Field, Bohm scored, Harper to Third Base. Realmuto is on Second base. No outs!! Keep it going!!

 

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Come on Homeless Boy. Nail the homer and run the score up to 13-1!

 

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Ah shit, Homeless Boy. That was lame!

 

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One of the differences in this game and the other two is our pitching has not yielded on Base on Balls or walks while Arizona has given-up 6 walks!

 

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Falter is doing well with 6 K's.

 

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Giving-up deep balls like that can be the beginning of the end. In the last three games against the d-backs they have out-scored the Dildoes 38-11. That is just unbelievable!

 

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Come on Falter, one more out without giving-up a run!

 

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Ya gotta get this dude out at the plate and leave Marte on Third Base.

 

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WELL DONE, FALTER!!

 

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Onto the 7th Inning. Let's go Dildoes, add some more runs on these bastards!!

 

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Well Done Schwarber!! Schwarber Singled to Left Field, Sosa scored.

 

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Hoskins grounds into a dub play but I'll take the additional run!

 

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The Dildoes need to shut the door on any attempted rally by the D-backs. You give these bastard an inch they will take 2 or 3 miles.

 

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Here they come. Pickin' away, pickin' away. The Dildoes need to possibly get Falter some help. He is starting to slip.

 

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Got runners on the corners and one out. Nelson is in for falter and the Douchebag better do some good pitching.

 

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Well done Nelson. Got two outs and onward we go to the 8th Inning.

 

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Put one over the fence, Harper!