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Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

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Well I am done. These douchebags aren't even going to mount any effort to comeback. Nope. They'll get swept tomorrow and they'll go to San Fran looking like piles of dogshit!! This could be a 7-game losing streak before this all said and done.
 

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Well I am done. These douchebags aren't even going to mount any effort to comeback. Nope. They'll get swept tomorrow and they'll go to San Fran looking like piles of dogshit!! This could be a 7-game losing streak before this all said and done.

You're not staying around for the lucky 7th? Why, you gutless wimp of a fan! :laugh3:
 

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Twenty-two to 7 from a team with a losing record. Only the Dildoes could pull that off.
 

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This is somewhat good news. Our pitching is horrible and has given-up 22 runs to a team with a losing record. This article explains the options for the Dildoes and it looks like they went and signed a D-backs cast-off Chris Devenski. Don't know if this is dumpster-diving or not.

There are also a number of in-house options included in the article. Suarez, Sanchez, Nelson, Bellatti and even Nola all need to be sent out the door or re-assigned for awhile in the case of Nola. He has been getting increasingly worse perhaps due to burn-out.

Our offense also did not have Castellfraudos on Tuesday. Perhaps it is time to take him aside and explain that he needs to be consistent and start producing runs. WE simply are taking this series off and getting exposed as the garbage the Dildoes truly are.

 

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Phillies went looking for pitching help. Don't know if this a product from another dumpster-dive session or not. The Phillies acquired RHP Vinny Nittoli from Toronto in exchange for minor league C Karl Ellison. No mention of whether they moved anyone of our many Douchebag Pitchers out the door or not.
 

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AZ 13-3 tonight? :noidea:
Nah, I think we break the streak tonight. But I will say some of these rookies the Dbacks just brought up look legit. Stone Garrett looks like a modern day Sammy Sosa.
 

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Doesn't take the Dildoes long to give-up a homer and the D-backs are on another comeback just like the last two games.
 

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Because the Dildoes decided to not play the last two games and lose twice, they are now behind in the overall D-backs series ledger 3-2.
 

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The question remains going into the 5th Inning: Do the Dildoes have the killer instinct and do they respond with more runs after a team like the D-backs just scored a homer? Ten-to-one, the Dildoes will mentally fold and the D-backs will kick their ass again!
 

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Harper gets walked. There are no outs. Realmuto may get walked.
 

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Well. This might be a change of sorts. Realmuto Singled to Center Field, Harper to Second Base. No outs.
 

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Segura is on fire. Two for two and he just nailed another hit to score Harper. Segura Singled to Center, Harper scored, Segura to Second Base, Realmuto to Third Base. Now that is the killer instinct that they need to have all the time!
 

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Well done Marsh! Marsh tripled to deep Center Field, Realmuto scored and Segura scored.
 

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Four more runs in the 5th. Now we have to get better pitching the next several innings and the Dildoes must keep their foot on the gas.
 
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