Philadelphia Phillies 2022 Baseball Season

[Retroram52]

Realmuto almost hits the homer!

 

[Cedrique]

That's nice of the Phillies to give that homeless guy a uniform and let him sit in the dugout with the team.

 

[Cedrique]

Oh, wait my bad. That's Brandon Marsh.

 

[Cedrique]

Fun fact about Syndergaard. He sucks at holding on runners. Gives up at least 3 stolen bases every time he pitches. The key is to keep guys from getting on base.

Exhibit A. Fraudco with the stolen base

 

[Retroram52]

Syndergaard is fast becoming a Douchebag Pitcher. BTW, do we have our own mullet boy?

 

[Retroram52]

Now Syndergaard is getting eaten alive. Time to march out the Parade of Douchebag Pitchers.

 

[Retroram52]

Syndergaard gives-up another run and this is the guy we gave-up a decent prospect for?? Seriously??

 

[Retroram52]

Let's see what Castellanos is going to do today. If he is hitting, his wife ragged on him before he came to the park.

 

[Cedrique]

Syndergaard gives-up another run and this is the guy we gave-up a decent prospect for?? Seriously??

They really just need to stall for about 45 minutes and this thing will get rained out.

 

[Cedrique]

The Nats are nickel and diming them to death

 

[Retroram52]

Syndergaard has 2K's but has given-up 2 runs.

 

[Cedrique]

First AB for Marsh coming up

 

[Retroram52]

Mullet boy gets out of that side without another run. He sure gets precariously close to giving-up more runs like the Parade of Douchebag Pitchers can do coming-up

 

[Retroram52]

See if Marsh is any better than Herrera on his first at-bay for the Dildoes.

 

[Cedrique]

Homeless dude with the single

 

[Retroram52]

Nice. Marsh singles to Left.

 

[Retroram52]

He looks it, Cedrique. Almost Forrest Gump-like.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber has not had a homer in couple of games.

 

[Retroram52]

Schwarber has got Espino's pitch count way up.

 

[Retroram52]

I smell some more runs to score. Schwarber singled to center, Marsh to third.