Our First College Football Draft : CHAT

[TheRobotDevil]

@TheRobotDevil

@MilkSpiller22

 

[Shanemansj13]

Spell her name right bitch! So you show some random shitty pick of my Gabby and a pic of Anna with her titty hanging out and somehow thats fair?? Sabatini was known for once she got sweaty her shirt would be kinda see-through... Also Wes is right Anna made her rounds though the NHL starting with Federov I think.

She has a man face bruh lolzzz

 

[UK Cowboy]

Apparently you guys aren't familiar with jail/prison guards, they would not be mistaken for body builders there are also women guards, a friend of mine works as a prison guard and she loves her job, she's like 5'1 130 pounds. You aren't asked to do many push ups because the job doesn't call for you to do push ups, but you might have to drag a body though, they make it relatively easy because they need guards badly, lot of turnover and they are always hiring.

A guy that worked for my Dad's company, maybe 20 years ago, had his Brother sent up to Huntsville State Prison. His Brother was a college middle LB, jacked up dude. He said on his second day, the Brother was working out when 6 guys circled him. He fainted twice while being raped, and by the time they were done, his butt hole was ruined. I asked where the guards were. He said Huntsville has 1700 inmates and 300 guards. They ignored it till it was over. Don't know if the story was true, but not something I would make up if it were my brother

 

[UK Cowboy]

Im always going to be partial to Steffi but Sharapova is the GOAT imo

I'll admit to rubbing one out to Chris Evert playing tennis back in the day...

 

[TheRobotDevil]

I'll admit to rubbing one out to Chris Evert playing tennis back in the day...

She was hot

 

[CouchOnFire]

@Stakesarehigh

 

[CouchOnFire]

@Stakesarehigh

Oops!
@femurov

 

[Ritzarmy]

Oops!
@femurov

Your turn

 

[Ritzarmy]

How did my night go you ask

Me: Michael did you pee in your bed?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Me: Michael did you also pee in my bed last night?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Michael: But I didn’t pee in moms bed.
Me: Did you sleep in moms bed last night?
Michael: No but I didn’t pee in it Dad. (As he is so proud of this achievement lol)

 

[MilkSpiller22]

How did my night go you ask

Me: Michael did you pee in your bed?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Me: Michael did you also pee in my bed last night?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Michael: But I didn’t pee in moms bed.
Me: Did you sleep in moms bed last night?
Michael: No but I didn’t pee in it Dad. (As he is so proud of this achievement lol)

just be happy he doesn't eat his vegetables... especially asparagus...

 

[Shanemansj13]

just be happy he doesn't eat his vegetables... especially asparagus...

Asparagus is good

 

[MilkSpiller22]

Asparagus is good

not for the peeing in the bed...

 

[Shanemansj13]

not for the peeing in the bed...

I do it every now and then

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I do it every now and then

Damn, are you Miles Davis??

 

[Shanemansj13]

Damn, are you Miles Davis??

It's cool

 

[CouchOnFire]

@Stakesarehigh

 

[Stakesarehigh]

@Nosferatu

 

[CitySushi]

How did my night go you ask

Me: Michael did you pee in your bed?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Me: Michael did you also pee in my bed last night?
Michael: Yes Dad I’m sorry
Michael: But I didn’t pee in moms bed.
Me: Did you sleep in moms bed last night?
Michael: No but I didn’t pee in it Dad. (As he is so proud of this achievement lol)

 

[CitySushi]

Might outside of Nos' acceptable ass range, but I find her to be spectacular.

 

[Nosferatu]

Skip me