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OT: What the Frak is wrong with this world

elocomotive

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Then they'll go the Starbucks, put on the fake black framed glasses, and pretend to write a screenplay on the newest Macbook, while leaving the new phone conspicuously on the table, waiting, just waiting, for someone to ask "hey, is that the new phone?". It's literally the moment they live for. When someone recognizes their consumer awesomeness and validates their consumer choices.

Lol - that was hilarious.

It also made me think it would be hilarious to do the opposite - drag a typewriter into a Starbucks and check out people's reactions. Ask people if they know how to get to Excel on your typewriter b/c you can't find it. Maybe plug a mouse into it. ;)
 

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luckily I am grandfathered into the unlimited data plan.
 
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Lol - that was hilarious.

It also made me think it would be hilarious to do the opposite - drag a typewriter into a Starbucks and check out people's reactions. Ask people if they know how to get to Excel on your typewriter b/c you can't find it. Maybe plug a mouse into it. ;)

I have a friend who has three typewriters. He uses one to write songs, one to write stories, and the other for people to sign in to his parties with a little message below their names.

Those are good parties. The later you come, the longer it takes to sign it because you can't help but read all the previous nonsense. I always come late. :)
 
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