elocomotive
A useful idiot.
And back in the 1800's I could see some old fart saying:
"Knock on my door, if I don't answer then come back later. I'll answer as I see fit.
Life has gone on for centuries without this needless shit. Try to get by without this crap people"
Doors!?! Useless luxury. Just roll a stone into my cave entrance.

I like my Apple products, but I understand people hating on the fan boys and the obsessive element of it. At the same time, I think it's silly to hate on the products just BECAUSE of the fan boys. At the end of the day, they are an American company that makes good shit. We could use a few more of those about now.