OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[thedddd]

That's what you get for calling me a b*tch all the time.....

Or


Hey human B*tch lets see you jump that high.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

 

[naslundfan19]

Yeah, I’d be turning around and going the other way.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[forty_three]

Thanks for taking the time to only clean part of my window.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Thanks for taking the time to only clean part of my window.

You just be glad the dude didnt use room temperature butter as his art medium

 

[forty_three]

Little bit of a personal question there, Ikea.

 

[forty_three]

You just be glad the dude didnt use room temperature butter as his art medium

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH ROOM TEMPERATURE BUTTER


(I shouted because it's an old people thing)

 

[Comeds]

You just be glad the dude didnt use room temperature butter as his art medium

My grandparents had a stick of warm butter on a tray on their nightstand. I guess they would eat toast in there, though I never saw them.

 

[forty_three]

 

[jstewismybastardson]

My grandparents had a stick of warm butter on a tray on their nightstand. I guess they would eat toast in there, though I never saw them.

Your grandma must have liked her buns buttered comeds

 

[Comeds]

Your grandma must have liked her buns buttered comeds

I guess so. I still remember her sticky buns.

 

[forty_three]

Am I ever!

 

[dash]

I guess so. I still remember her sticky buns.

I'm not sure I'm even old enough for this discussion.

 

[dash]

Things are about to get cat-atrosphic for those moto racers.

 

[Comeds]

 

[dash]

The shit is about to hit the fan, comeds.

 

[dash]

 

[naslundfan19]

Things are about to get cat-atrosphic for those moto racers.

Naw, it was a purr-fect run.

 

[Comeds]

I try, and often fail, not to make fun of people's weight but last night I had to attend a elementary school version of the Lion King* and in the beginning some of the cast enters from the back of the auditorium and runs up the aisle. Some idiot humongous couple either cannot see or chooses to ignore the 10 costumed kids and walks through them looking for seats instead of waiting or going to the outside of the aisle.



*bad audio, hard to hear kids - no AC auditorium - 5 Stars