OT: This is so freaking COOL!

[puckhead]

we've come a long way since turning your calculator upside down

google this: exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)

 

[mattola]

we've come a long way since turning your calculator upside down

google this: exp(-((x-4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2/1000) + exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2/1000) + 0.1exp(-((x +4)^2+(y+4)^2)^2)+0.1exp(-((x -4)^2+(y-4)^2)^2)

if this is the future of pron then Ill have alot of free time on my hand

 

[dash]

Captain Hefling: [Talking about an encrypted transmission from the Chinese] That was a static-filled, triple-scrambled microwave transmission between 2 soldiers talking in mandarin Chinese.
Austin Millbarge: They were only using a simple polyphonetically grouped 20-digit key transposed in boustrophedonic form with multiple nulls. I broke it with this...

[Holds up a kid's cipher disk]

Captain Hefling: A drogan's decoder wheel? They put these into cereal boxes for kids.
Austin Millbarge: Yeah, I found it in a box of "lucky charms".

Captain Hefling: Break it down again with the machines!
Austin Millbarge: I already did.

[Shows him the decoded message]

Captain Hefling: Well... Then clean up your desk

 

[mattola]

 

[forty_three]

'Jeopardy' Had a 'What Women Want' Category and It Was Unbelievably Sexist

lol

They could have done a "What men want" category.

"What is a sammich?"
"What is a sammich?"
"What is a sammich?"
"What is a beer?"
"What is a sammich?"

/yes, I know. But remember - it's network TV.

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

2007 Audi S4 Avant for 20K in Calgary (only 137,000 kms (that's like 85,000 miles) - I'm not in the market currently, but it would be a sweet ride.

2007 Audi S4 Avant for $20,000 in CALGARY | autoTRADER.ca

 

[forty_three]

2007 Audi S4 Avant for 20K in Calgary (only 137,000 kms (that's like 85,000 miles) - I'm not in the market currently, but it would be a sweet ride.

2007 Audi S4 Avant for $20,000 in CALGARY | autoTRADER.ca

Nice. I wanted the Avant when I bought mine, but they are so hard to come by.

 

[forty_three]

Okay, now pay attention class. Today we are going to learn the difference between the URL bar in your browser and the facebook status update bar.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Genius Bear Is Too Smart And Strong For Bullshit-Ass Electric-Deer Gag

 

[Darkstone42]

To eat this 8,000-calorie breakfast, you'll need to sign a waiver | Fox News

I must attempt this. I must conquer it.

I'm an American, I can eat excesses of breakfast food far better than any Englander. It's in my cholesterol-filled blood.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Did An Old Woman Wander Into The Giants' Dugout Tonight?

Eh? I'm in the Giants dugout? Bullshit, Sonny! Back in my day, the Giants played in New York! These candy-ass uniforms say "San Francisco" on the front.

 

[dash]

Hunter looks quite Pence-ive in that gif...

 

[blindbaby]

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure she thinks those are her seats.

 

[Comeds]

Shes wearing a Pirate's Damphousse jersey so let her sit there.

 

[dash]

Man, Madonna hasn't aged well since "A League of Their Own"

 

[Comeds]

Its nice to see Paula Deen has come out of hiding.

 

[mattola]

that cop looks so confused lol

 

[forty_three]

 

[buffhockey]