OT: Things we find freaking neat but no place to post

[jstewismybastardson]

Love can sometimes stink

You farted in Comox Quality Foods - m4w

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked "Was that you?" You quickly replied, "No... Wasn't me" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, even though it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stink by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You stormed off in an angry manner.
You are beautiful, and even though you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.

 

[elocomotive]

I'm always impressed by the different ways people think to use a GoPro. This one is particular awesome..

 

[forty_three]

It's better with the sound off so you don't have to listen to that redneck woman.


Anyway, Torque - that's the power of German Engineering.

 

[Comeds]

Hey guys! Oprah is doing stuff with Starbucks!

What a post! Now I don't mean to alarm you but one day I will probably pass away. You might think that if that happens wonderful posts like that one would end. Fear not!

You might think your online fans will lose interest when you kick the bucket, but an upcoming app says it will let you keep tweeting from beyond the grave.

LivesOn will host Twitter accounts that continue to post updates when users shed this mortal coil.

Developers claim the app's artificial-intelligence engine will analyze your Twitter feed, learn your likes and syntax, and then post tweets in a similar vein when you're gone.

You'll become an AI construct, a proverbial ghost in the machine.

http://www.cnet.com/news/liveson-twitter-ghost-keeps-tweeting-when-youre-dead/

So I have been working with that and making some modifications to it using the ORM® so that it will not tweet but instead post here after my hopefully heroic demise (please no toilet death!). I have been testing it and will let it reply for me for a few minutes.

Anyway, Torque - that's the power of German Engineering.

And the power bass player of the Monkees.

seconds later, Kesler nailed Liz in the back of the head with a beer bottle

That wasn't a beer bottle.

9100!

Angry cat, escalating quickly. Pizza crotch shot.

Ok, clearly this needs some work.

 

[puckhead]

Anyway, Torque - that's the power of German Engineering.

and the truck is rear wheel drive (judging by the smoke) and has zero weight in the back.

getting back to the redneck aspect - who the fuck lets their kids stand that close to people doing stupid shit?
that cord snaps (as we have seen on other hillbilly youtube videos), you have redneck kid-heads rolling on Jethro's front lawn.

 

[pixburgher66]

and the truck is rear wheel drive (judging by the smoke) and has zero weight in the back.

getting back to the redneck aspect - who the fuck lets their kids stand that close to people doing stupid shit?
that cord snaps (as we have seen on other hillbilly youtube videos), you have redneck kid-heads rolling on Jethro's front lawn.

Personally...I wouldn't do this to my car.

 

[forty_three]

getting back to the redneck aspect - who the fuck lets their kids stand that close to people doing stupid shit?

That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it?

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Personally...I wouldn't do this to my car.

Of course not. Silly to even consider it.

However once you a acquire a pick up truck you automatically become more manly, macho, awesomely drunken and you just flat get 'er done.

At least that's what the government of Alberta says.

 

[forty_three]

[youtube]UT2thy-JDbw[/youtube]

Soooo much better acted out.

 

[Darkstone42]

[youtube]UT2thy-JDbw[/youtube]

Soooo much better acted out.

Some of those ranged into aggressive.

 

[pixburgher66]

[youtube]UT2thy-JDbw[/youtube]

Soooo much better acted out.

HAHAHAHAH. YES! YESSSSSS! Dudebros man. Slowly killing my generation.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

woah ... hope she has her own security detail

@Saudiwoman Never seen woman news anchor +without headscarf on Saudi National TV before!

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

[dare2be]

Yeah, no shit. There are those 2 parking spaces in the middle of that circle shaped like an "H"...he could have at least parked between those lines.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Yeah, no shit. There are those 2 parking spaces in the middle of that circle shaped like an "H"...he could have at least parked between those lines.

Those are clearly compact spaces based on the size of them.

Or maybe the "H" stands for Hummer.

 

[dare2be]

Those are clearly compact spaces based on the size of them.

Or maybe the "H" stands for Hummer.

Maybe he saw the "H" inside the big "O" and thought it was HOV parking.

 

[puckhead]

OK, who's the dick who froze my apples

 

[forty_three]

Yeah, she's pretty fast.

Yeah, she.

 

[Darkstone42]

Yeah, she's pretty fast.

Yeah, she.

That was terrifying. I can't bike that fast anyway, but even if I could, I don't know if I would want to.

 

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