OT: The Masters

[Battlelyon]

How is Tiger Woods doing? Is he still working on his game at Hooters?

 

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Nice eagle by Big Boobs Mickelson on #2 - Somebody needs to tell his caddie Bones to get the hell out of the way though.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I don't think it'll be this year but Thomas Pieters is going to win one of these bad boys. Guy is going to be a superstar, IMO.

 

[elocomotive]

Adam Hadwin was +3 after 14 and just put it in the water on 15. Not a good start.

Ricky Fowler is your current leader at -2. Would love to see him finally break through and win a major. He's finished in the Top 5 in all of them, but has never broken through. His game is certainly peaking at the right time.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Adam Hadwin was +3 after 14 and just put it in the water on 15. Not a good start.

thats because I put $25 for him to win the whole thing ... sorry Adam lol

 

[jstewismybastardson]

DJ withdraws

 

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I don't know what happened to Jordan Speith on 15, but he recorded a 9 (quad bogey).

/He missed his putt for a 8, I guess

 

[elocomotive]

Charley Hoffman's scorecard is ridiculous. He started out +1 through 5. Then had 8 birdies and 5 pars to close out the day.

Watched Billy Payne's speech on Palmer and it was very nice... except that it would have been better from Player or Nicklaus. Because nobody gives a shit about Billy Payne.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I don't know what happened to Jordan Speith on 15, but he recorded a 9 (quad bogey).

/He missed his putt for a 8, I guess

Hit a sand wedge into the water from the middle of the fairway and then played some one man tennis around the green. I think the whole was over in the blink of two hours with that twat's pace of play.

 

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thats because I put $25 for him to win the whole thing ... sorry Adam lol

Not so fast my friend - If he get put together a solid round today, he's got a chance to play the weekend.

/+3 or +4 should be enough to make the cut, he's currently +2 for the tourney.

 

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Also, Charley Hoffman needs to find a garage because he's leaking oil all over Augusta National. He had it to -8, now at -3

 

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Hadwin through 15 at even par on his round today and +3 for the tourney, barring a massive collapse, he'll be playing on the weekend.

 

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Hadwin finishes at +2 for the day and +5 after day 2, cut line is currently at +6, so he'll be playing on the weekend.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

So I just my ass to get everything done early and get home to watch some golf and ten's channels are all down. Fucking turd burglars.

 

[puckhead]

Hadwin through 15 at even par on his round today and +3 for the tourney, barring a massive collapse, he'll be playing on the weekend.

I am blaming that hiccup on 17 entirely on you.

 

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I am blaming that hiccup on 16 entirely on you.

 

[elocomotive]

It's moving day!

Spieth, McGirt, and Hoffman looking great today. Still hoping Fowler or Sergio can pull off that first win in a major.

 

[Comeds]

It's 2016, you'd think they would have changed the name of this event to one that doesn't honor (honour) plantation owners.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

It's 2016, you'd think they would have changed the name of this event to one that doesn't honor (honour) plantation owners.

Well it's a good thing it's not 2016!!

 

[elocomotive]

It's 2016, you'd think they would have changed the name of this event to one that doesn't honor (honour) plantation owners.

I agree. And the tournament logo is pretty offensive as well.