OT - paging MM213 (translation needed pls)

[dash]

I read this all with russian accent in my head

I read all of MM213's posts with a Dolph Lundgren/Ivan Drago accent...

/If he dies, he dies

 

[puckhead]

pro-tip: If you are working security in a slippery area, make sure your shoes have better grip that the people you are trying to subdue.
also, as Reggie Jackson will tell you - if you swing wildly for the fences every time up, you are bound to strike out a lot.


but mainly: SPLOOOOSH!!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

From now on, whenever I jump into a pool, I will yell KALASHNI-BALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MM213]

I read all of MM213's posts with a Dolph Lundgren/Ivan Drago accent...

/If he dies, he dies

I to speak good in English language.

Now, if you excuse me

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

shirtless guy almost got mouth fucked at around 2:50 ... raised his arms in wtf reaction and got an uppercut to the junk for his troubles

At least the guy that nut-punched him had the decency to do it from the front, unlike someone else we all know.