OT - paging MM213 (translation needed pls)

[puckhead]

spiffy brawl at Russian SeaWorld (kicks in at 1:30)



bonus: security goes swimming.... alot
extra bonus: really cute girl in the stands

 

[sbb122]

I haven't seen this much diving by Russians since the '10 Olympics...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I haven't seen this much diving by Russians since the '10 Olympics...

 

[elocomotive]

Wow! Such a weird fight. They were punching each other in the face and then chatting. Then more punching. Then some chatting.

Security guards lost to park guests big time. It was hilarious how many times the security dudes got tossed in the pool.

 

[dare2be]

Soviet Russia have Sea World? riiiiiiight

In Soviet Russia, swimming goes you. Video proof.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Dare cues the Soviet Russia jokes!

In Soviet Russia, Flippper sees you.

 

[dare2be]

When swimming in Soviet Russia, you don't get wet. Wet gets you.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

In Soviet Russia Sea World, dolphins ride you.

 

[ritari330]

I only watched the video because Puck promised a cute chick.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I only watched the video because Puck promised a cute russian chick.

fify, asshole.

 

[ritari330]

fify, asshole.

a cute chick is a cute chick, no matter what country they are from

Asshole? Fuck you

 

[dare2be]

In Soviet Russia, asshole fucks you. No, that's not right.

 

[johnnytata]

poor fuckin dolphins.

what would be really entertaining is if it had been the shark tank.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Kept waiting for the chick to fall into the drink. Good brawl. Highly amusing to see a guy take a dive, swim to shore, walk back up, and throw another punch.

 

[MM213]

Not much to translate there.
Cute girl is there with her husband (filming) and a little kid (not shown)
She is trying to explain to her kid why the man (apparently drunk) ended up in the pool: "Dyadya (uncle) wanted to take a bath, now he is clean, see?"
Then security guards show up and start beating the guy (wtf? is that an adequate response?)
He has a friend, and for a couple of drunks, they handle themselves pretty well.
Occasionally guards and drunks stop fighting and tell each other: "Do you know who I am?! Fuck your mouth! You're going to regret it!" Then proceed to fight, then repeat the same procedure - typical drunk Russian stuff.
I'm surprised they didn't start crying at the end, kissing each other while screaming "I'm so sorry".

And by the end of it cute chick is out of reasonable explanations for her kid. So she just say with the sorrow "It's a public place, people came here to relax and that's what we get?"

 

[SuperFlyer13]

Not much to translate there.
Cute girl is there with her husband (filming) and a little kid (not shown)
She is trying to explain to her kid why the man (apparently drunk) ended up in the pool: "Dyadya (uncle) wanted to take a bath, now he is clean, see?"
Then security guards show up and start beating the guy (wtf? is that an adequate response?)
He has a friend, and for a couple of drunks, they handle themselves pretty well.
Occasionally guards and drunks stop fighting and tell each other: "Do you know who I am?! Fuck your mouth! You're going to regret it!" Then proceed to fight, then repeat the same procedure - typical drunk Russian stuff.
I'm surprised they didn't start crying at the end, kissing each other while screaming "I'm so sorry".

And by the end of it cute chick is out of reasonable explanations for her kid. So she just say with the sorrow "It's a public place, people came here to relax and that's what we get?"

Well that's not very exciting, lol.

 

[SuperFlyer13]

If I was the tall guy in that video helping the drunk I would have used the guillotine on that security dude and then threw him in the pool.

 

[mattola]

Not much to translate there.
Cute girl is there with her husband (filming) and a little kid (not shown)
She is trying to explain to her kid why the man (apparently drunk) ended up in the pool: "Dyadya (uncle) wanted to take a bath, now he is clean, see?"
Then security guards show up and start beating the guy (wtf? is that an adequate response?)
He has a friend, and for a couple of drunks, they handle themselves pretty well.
Occasionally guards and drunks stop fighting and tell each other: "Do you know who I am?! Fuck your mouth! You're going to regret it!" Then proceed to fight, then repeat the same procedure - typical drunk Russian stuff.
I'm surprised they didn't start crying at the end, kissing each other while screaming "I'm so sorry".

And by the end of it cute chick is out of reasonable explanations for her kid. So she just say with the sorrow "It's a public place, people came here to relax and that's what we get?"

I read this all with russian accent in my head

 

[dare2be]

Not much to translate there.
Cute girl is there with her husband (filming) and a little kid (not shown)
She is trying to explain to her kid why the man (apparently drunk) ended up in the pool: "Dyadya (uncle) wanted to take a bath, now he is clean, see?"
Then security guards show up and start beating the guy (wtf? is that an adequate response?)
He has a friend, and for a couple of drunks, they handle themselves pretty well.
Occasionally guards and drunks stop fighting and tell each other: "Do you know who I am?! Fuck your mouth! You're going to regret it!" Then proceed to fight, then repeat the same procedure - typical drunk Russian stuff.
I'm surprised they didn't start crying at the end, kissing each other while screaming "I'm so sorry".

And by the end of it cute chick is out of reasonable explanations for her kid. So she just say with the sorrow "It's a public place, people came here to relax and that's what we get?"

I'm using that in the future...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

shirtless guy almost got mouth fucked at around 2:50 ... raised his arms in wtf reaction and got an uppercut to the junk for his troubles