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forty_three

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Was at stick and puck tonight because my son is in goal this weekend for the first time in 2 months and wanted him to get some reps in the gear to re-acclimate.

I was sitting on the bench, took my helmet off and dropped my water bottle. Leaned to get it and cracked my head on the stanchion inside of the boards.

Fuck, I hope this isn't concussion #5. Light hurts.
 

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Was at stick and puck tonight because my son is in goal this weekend for the first time in 2 months and wanted him to get some reps in the gear to re-acclimate.

I was sitting on the bench, took my helmet off and dropped my water bottle. Leaned to get it and cracked my head on the stanchion inside of the boards.

Fuck, I hope this isn't concussion #5. Light hurts.

I'd list some s/sx, but if you're already 4 deep you probably know what they are. Give yourself some mental breaks, get some sleep.


PSA: when they tell you to wake someone up every hour that's concussed, please don't. Unless you have great suspicion of a brain bleed (watch for increase in severity of symptoms and behavioral changes), let them sleep. It's much more helpful for a brain to get rest.
 

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The never-ending struggle to keep clothes/dishes/floors/people/etc. clean.

The never-ending struggle to keep batteries charged.

When I'm at a public restroom and do a flush and the water comes up high enough that I'm basically dipping my balls in the toilet. That's gross.
 

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The never-ending struggle to keep clothes/dishes/floors/people/etc. clean.

The never-ending struggle to keep batteries charged.

When I'm at a public restroom and do a flush and the water comes up high enough that I'm basically dipping my balls in the toilet. That's gross.

You flush sitting down?
 

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Somewhere in the world there is an ongoing severe drought - conserve water if you can

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down
 

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When I'm at a public restroom and do a flush and the water comes up high enough that I'm basically dipping my balls in the toilet. That's gross.

That's OK. Just use a square or two of that ultra-thin, environmentally friendly toilet paper.

Speaking of things that drive me nuts...
 

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every god damn advertisement on facebook it takes up half my feed, I get ads from sites now I dont even subscribe to, they only mention something in the their post pay for it and I get the ad (e..g Manchester united or the walking dead)
 

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The never-ending struggle to keep clothes/dishes/floors/people/etc. clean.

The never-ending struggle to keep batteries charged.

When I'm at a public restroom and do a flush and the water comes up high enough that I'm basically dipping my balls in the toilet. That's gross.



That.


Shit is overwhelming at times.
 

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If I am in a public restroom and the water is not high enough to splash me, I reach in and splash myself.
 

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Bubblegum pink Bentley with a matte finish.
I just saw one.

You know you have waaaaay too much money when...
 

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Bubblegum pink Bentley with a matte finish.
I just saw one.

You know you have waaaaay too much money when...

Pink-Bentley.jpg
 

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Bubblegum pink Bentley with a matte finish.
I just saw one.

You know you have waaaaay too much money when...

... you actually buy a Bentley. What happens after that doesn't matter. :thumb:


Hint: It's actually an Audi A8 / VW Phaeton with fancy parts and interior added. You can pick up a Phaeton for around 10 grand.
 
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