OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[Nosferatu]

The next time Nosferatu and I are in the grocery store, I will be wearing my Rosie O'Donnell t-shirt and Tigers baseball cap with my unbuckled pants exposing my Minnesota Vikings underwear. Whistling My Achy Breaky Heart, I'll cut in line with my overfilled grocery cart. When the cashier lady says my credit card isn't being accepted, I'll turn around and loudly exclaim, "It must be the damn Mexicans! It's a fucking conspiracy!" which will then unleash the toxic smell of liver that I had for breakfast earlier that morning.

It's going to be epic.

You son of a...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why do I think the above post doesn't happen if we replace Detroit Tigers fans with Chicago White Sox fans?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You son of a...

 

[Comeds]

The next time Nosferatu and I are in the grocery store, I will be wearing my Rosie O'Donnell t-shirt and Tigers baseball cap with my unbuckled pants exposing my Minnesota Vikings underwear. Whistling My Achy Breaky Heart, I'll cut in line with my overfilled grocery cart. When the cashier lady says my credit card isn't being accepted, I'll turn around and loudly exclaim, "It must be the damn Mexicans! It's a fucking conspiracy!" which will then unleash the toxic smell of liver that I had for breakfast earlier that morning.

It's going to be epic.

Great post. I keep reading it over and over. The idiots I am waiting on will just have to wait for their food.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Great post. I keep reading it over and over. The idiots I am waiting on will just have to wait for their food.

I've waited a long time to reveal this, but you were my main inspiration when I was coming up with that post.

 

[Nosferatu]

Great post. I keep reading it over and over. The idiots I am waiting on will just have to wait for their food.

So did I, that's some good shit...

 

[Comeds]

Hopefully one of my credit or debit cards never gets declined but if one does I kind of want to loudly blame it on the Mexicans somehow.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Hopefully one of my credit or debit cards never gets declined but if one does I kind of want to loudly blame it on the Mexicans somehow.

One time my sister and I were going through a McDonalds drive-through. She pulled up to order and I said in a very low voice that only she could hear, "Mexican!" It was the first word that popped into in my head.


It took her a full two minutes before she could recompose herself and place the order.

 

[dare2be]

One time my sister and I were going through a McDonalds drive-through. She pulled up to order and I said in a very low voice that only she could hear, "Mexican!" It was the first word that popped into in my head.


It took her a full two minutes before she could recompose herself and place the order.

Maybe it was the liver and onions on your breath that she was recovering from?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Maybe it was the liver and onions on your breath that she was recovering from?

The onions would explain the tears.

 

[Darkstone42]

The word epic.

People wearing their pants down around their knees.

Detroit Tigers fans.

People who have 40 items in the 20 items or less line.

Rude waiters/waitresses.

Rosie O'Donnell

The words "conspiracy theory".

The Minnesota Vikings.

Racism.

Country Music.

The smell of liver cooking.

Don't tell that to Gilgamesh or Beowulf...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Government of Michigan promoting its Lottos and Gambling casinos in one set of commercials showing people and families having a grand ol' time and then in another set of ads they show families getting ripped apart by gambling and list some hotlines to help fight their gambling addiction.

 

[Darkstone42]

The University of Arizona is now handling its online tuition payment through a third party, and that third party is charging a 2.5% convenience fee for paying tuition with a credit or debit card. That's almost $700 extra for out of state students.

I guess they want more people to pay by cash or check?

 

[dare2be]

Does the site offer EFT? Would that avoid the fee?

 

[Darkstone42]

Does the site offer EFT? Would that avoid the fee?

I think that's how I pay my fees, but I'm not sure if it's directly from my account or through my debit card. I'll check before I next pay my fees, though.

The bigger issue is with students who don't have the money already in their accounts and have to defer payment a bit by using a credit card. They already can't afford it, and this makes it worse for them.

 

[Darkstone42]

Related to my previous post but inspired by something completely different, bureaucracy. Even the spelling of the word is more complicated and tedious than is necessary...

 

[dash]

People that don't clear their sidewalks of snow/ice which causes elderly folks to slip and get injured...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

People that don't clear their sidewalks of snow/ice which causes elderly folks to slip and get injured...

I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROKEN HIP DAMMIT!!!

 

[dash]

I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY ABOUT YOUR BROKEN HIP DAMMIT!!!

I knew I left the barn door swinging on the hinges on that one (lol)

 

[Darkstone42]

People that don't clear their sidewalks of snow/ice which causes elderly folks to slip and get injured...

Isn't there a law about that or something?