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dare2be

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Cheer up. Once she gets to be of dating age she'll no longer drive you n-, BAAHAHA couldn't get that out with a straight face. :laugh3:


My condolences.
The thing is, it doesn't even have to do with dating age...well, not directly. Her defiance level is off the charts. :( ...which will only lead to major problems once she does reach the danger zone.
 

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The thing is, it doesn't even have to do with dating age...well, not directly. Her defiance level is off the charts. :( ...which will only lead to major problems once she does reach the danger zone.

Lucky for you, you'll know when she's in the danger zone since it has its own theme song.
 
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forty_three

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The thing is, it doesn't even have to do with dating age...well, not directly. Her defiance level is off the charts. :( ...which will only lead to major problems once she does reach the danger zone.

I hate to tell you this, but I desperately long for the carefree days of 11.

Mine's 17.
 

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I have a 15 year old daughter and her room looks like a scene out of Twister (no flying cow, thank god).
 

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Waiting for Olympic hockey to start is sort of wearing on me.
 

dash

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Here's one for 43...

 
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Something that drives me nuts:


People that I see as utterly transparent but the person they're sucking up to can't see it cause they're blind from flattery.
 

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The word epic.

People wearing their pants down around their knees.

Detroit Tigers fans.

People who have 40 items in the 20 items or less line.

Rude waiters/waitresses.

Rosie O'Donnell

The words "conspiracy theory".

The Minnesota Vikings.

Racism.

Country Music.

The smell of liver cooking.
 

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Not a big fan of power cables, always been a phobia of mine.
 

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The next time Nosferatu and I are in the grocery store, I will be wearing my Rosie O'Donnell t-shirt and Tigers baseball cap with my unbuckled pants exposing my Minnesota Vikings underwear. Whistling My Achy Breaky Heart, I'll cut in line with my overfilled grocery cart. When the cashier lady says my credit card isn't being accepted, I'll turn around and loudly exclaim, "It must be the damn Mexicans! It's a fucking conspiracy!" which will then unleash the toxic smell of liver that I had for breakfast earlier that morning.

It's going to be epic.
 

dash

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Why do I think the above post doesn't happen if we replace Detroit Tigers fans with Chicago White Sox fans?

/Also, did higgy hack WW's account? :D
 
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