OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[RobBase]

Off the top of my head... (all from today)

1. People who push the button on the crosswalk, walk when no cars are coming, and then I am stuck waiting at an extended red light for 30 extra seconds.

Impatient people annoy me. Where's the fire?

 

[thedddd]

Anyone know a quick, efficient and excessively violent way to get rid of squirrels?

I have seen the squirrel catapult, and while it is funny and effective it doesn't satisfy my requirement of being able to display the bodies of those little fuckers as a warning to the others.

Our backyard is all wooded, not a huge backyard but in a plan. So my easy solution to the squirrel problem was the hunting dog. Since we got her we haven't had any squirrels nears the yard at all but our neighbors have plenty.

This is the dog we got: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pointer_(dog_breed)

 

[thedddd]

This type of stuff:
14-year-old Little Leaguer sued by coach for celebrating win | Foothills/Tahoe News - KCRA Home

I thought the excessive suing days were over?
But this one is really over the top!

 

[dash]

This type of stuff:
14-year-old Little Leaguer sued by coach for celebrating win | Foothills/Tahoe News - KCRA Home

I thought the excessive suing days were over?
But this one is really over the top!

"If he deliberately hurt somebody, then it's a stronger case and a stronger case that his parents could be held liable, but kids playing a kids' game in a contact sport -- and baseball is a contact sport -- that's going to be a tougher case," Portanova said.

Baseball is a contact sport?!? Sure, the bat making contact with the ball, I'll give you and the occasional play at the plate maybe.

 

[dash]

Hey Edmonton, how about some tighter security measures at your international airport?

Man found with pipe bomb still allowed to board plane in Edmonton | CTV News

 

[forty_three]

Anyone have any good tips on how to get the smell of cat urine out of a goalie chest protector?


Somewhat related, anyone have any good tips for executing a cat quietly with as little blood as possible?

 

[BOSSMANPC]

This always drives me nuts. :confused2:

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Anyone have any good tips on how to get the smell of cat urine out of a goalie chest protector?


Somewhat related, anyone have any good tips for executing a cat quietly with as little blood as possible?

43 you may want to try ARM & HAMMER™ Cat Litter Deodorizer Spray. They say it's the cats ass for removing cat urine smells. You can get it at PetSmart stores.

Arm & Hammer Multi-Brand - ARM & HAMMER? Cat Litter Deodorizer Spray

 

[SLY]

Women.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Women.

you just gotta stop choosing the "gals" with the cocks sly


/for the birdman

 

[SLY]

you just gotta stop choosing the "gals" with the cocks sly


/for the birdman

lol

Nah, my girlfriend has no dong. It just seems women can't handle stress well, and then her stress rubs off on me, which just adds to my own stress which is catapulting me full speed into a full head of gray hair in the not so distant future.

 

[Comeds]

Anyone have any good tips on how to get the smell of cat urine out of a goalie chest protector?


Somewhat related, anyone have any good tips for executing a cat quietly with as little blood as possible?

Good luck, you will probably need it to get the smell out.

 

[mattola]

you just gotta stop choosing the "gals" with the cocks sly


/for the birdman

lol

Nah, my girlfriend has no dong. It just seems women can't handle stress well, and then her stress rubs off on me, which just adds to my own stress which is catapulting me full speed into a full head of gray hair in the not so distant future.

chicks with dicks man... not a good story EVER

 

[dash]

Methinks we should introuduce Sly to members (get it) of the Canadian Olympic women's hockey team?

 

[Comeds]

I dont get it. Why do you all try so hard to erect this kind of image about Sly? Not cool .

 

[dare2be]

I dont get it. Why do you all try so hard to erect this kind of image about Sly? Not cool .

No kidding, they should all be penilized for their actions.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

No kidding, they should all be penilized for their actions.

I wood apeel any severe verdickt

 

[elocomotive]

Wow, enough with the cleverly hidden puns. It's like we are trying to put each other to the test. I clearly think Sly is a good dude and we should cut him a little more slack.


(good luck finding that one, haha)

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Hey Edmonton, how about some tighter security measures at your international airport?

Man found with pipe bomb still allowed to board plane in Edmonton | CTV News

at first i thought ... could it have been Dubnyk ... but then ... he's leaving edmonton ... he would have a happy mindest ... unless the pipe bomb was actually fireworks and he was ready to celebrate

 

[Comeds]

I dont want to end this prematurely but did anyone else notice that Eloco hasnt been here all day, then when someone posts legal terms - even misspelled ones - he is here 3 minutes later?