OT: Name some things that drive you fucking nuts

[dboy97]

I also hate it when the people realize they either don't want something or can't afford it, they just take it out of their cart and put it wherever they're standing.

I shouldn't ever find a package of chicken breasts when I'm looking at cereal.

This is my mother in law though not at a supermarket but in department stores. Back when I was dating my would be wife and actually wanted to spend time her, I would drive my wife and her mother to a mall to go shopping. This was painful for me but I pushed through the pain and followed like a good young lad would. Through every god damn store up and down every isle on a Sunday afternoon. Don't they know football is on? Then after looking at 6,000 useless pieces of shit and carrying 27 items my soon to be mother in law would look at each item just before cashing out and realize she wants exactly zero items. They were all dispatched at the exact point in the store when she made that decission never back in the original spot.

 

[Vadered]

To sum up the thread:

Those who push crosswalk buttons and then don't wait
Take the whole escalator lane up with their weight
People who use the turn lane to make cuts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

DEATHsonic speakers that blast Gangnam Style
Digging for change in the express lane aisle
Drivers who try to stuff cars up our butts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

Folks who don't pick up their cell phones when they're called
Hockey announcers (read: jerk Paul Steigerwald)
Drug ads that warn they will rip out our guts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

EBT cards
For pricey things
Drivers who are bad
I simply remember these annoying things
And then I just feel
So MAAAAAAAAD!

 

[blindbaby]

Off the top of my head... (all from today)

1. People who push the button on the crosswalk, walk when no cars are coming, and then I am stuck waiting at an extended red light for 30 extra seconds.

2. People who drag their feet when they walk.

3. People who just let their phone ring without picking it up. I FUCKING HATE THE SOUND OF A PHONE RINGING!

I do all three of those things. Ok, number two only when I'm hungover. I screen all my calls because I hate telemarketers.

 

[dboy97]

To sum up the thread:

Those who push crosswalk buttons and then don't wait
Take the whole escalator lane up with their weight
People who use the turn lane to make cuts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

DEATHsonic speakers that blast Gangnam Style
Digging for change in the express lane aisle
Drivers who try to stuff cars up our butts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

Folks who don't pick up their cell phones when they're called
Hockey announcers (read: jerk Paul Steigerwald)
Drug ads that warn they will rip out our guts
These are the things that drive us fucking nuts

EBT cards
For pricey things
Drivers who are bad
I simply remember these annoying things
And then I just feel
So MAAAAAAAAD!

I wish I could like posts this one is worth it.

 

[Comeds]

I don't like when people park in an illegal spot or fire lane, in front of a shop or restaurant in order to avoid parking in an actual spot 20 feet away. If I ever get hit while maneuvering around them I will get them too.

People who lick the cross walk button. Hello, I was going to press that.

 

[Comeds]

People who 'accidentally' push the garage door opener when I am on a ladder looking at the motor box (whatever its called) trying to find a learn button so I can help her synch her car to open the garage door scaring the hell out of me and having the gears and chains suddenly moving next to my fingers and head.

Run on sentences.

 

[SLY]

The United States of America drives me fucking nuts.

 

[blindbaby]

Litterbugs.

People that automatically assume that it's ok to bring their dog over to meet my dog whilst on a walk (problem is, my dog is big and strong and goes nuts around other dogs; it's a major pain).

Jehovah Witless's. If you didn't come knocking at my door and bother me in the morning when I'm either tired, hungry, grumpy, and or hungover; I might find you more tolerable.

Drivers who pay no respect to bikes. Fuck you!

 

[blindbaby]

The United States of America drives me fucking nuts.

Nothing personal, but it drives me nuts, too.

 

[sbb122]

I hate society in general. Everybody should have to pass a test in common sense and courtesy every morning when they wake up. If you fail, instant execution.

The world would be a much better place.

 

[SLY]

I hate society in general. Everybody should have to pass a test in common sense and courtesy every morning when they wake up. If you fail, instant execution.

The world would be a much better place.

lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The voices in my head that speak in Latin.

































NO, I DON'T WANT TO RUN FOR POPE. LEAVE ME ALONE!

 

[blindbaby]

I hate society in general. Everybody should have to pass a test in common sense and courtesy every morning when they wake up. If you fail, instant execution.

The world would be a much better place.

If 50% is the pass rate, I'd still stand a good chance of being alive.

 

[pixburgher66]

I hate society in general. Everybody should have to pass a test in common sense and courtesy every morning when they wake up. If you fail, instant execution.

The world would be a much better place.

You may want to consider changing your tag line there. PaulMart>>>>

 

[higgyfan4]

People who type rediculous instead of ridiculous. Don't know why, but it drives me nuts...

 

[sbb122]

You may want to consider changing your tag line there. PaulMart>>>>

You're right Pix, i may have to change it to Zach Boychuck... lol

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

People who write one sentence then hit the Enter Key several times to build up suspense...





































Only for there not to be anything funny once you scroll down to see the rest of it.

 

[pixburgher66]

You're right Pix, i may have to change it to Zach Boychuck... lol

I don't buy the Boychuk hate, people had too high of expectations too quickly. He's making plays, setting up stuff, just a bit snake bit. That said, he really has to pot a few when he gets those chances.

 

[forty_three]

I must have mellowed out in my old age. Besides that douche on the History Channel, I really don't have the rages anymore.

People here stay the hell out of the left lane. Grocery stores are usually neat and tidy with an adequate number of cashiers. I see people move off to the side to talk on their cell phones. Young people wear their trousers at a reasonable height.



Actually, you know what? Microwaving curry dishes in the breakroom. That bugs me. That shit stinks. GO OUTSIDE AND DO THAT! I DON'T WANT TO SMELL COW ANUS THE REST OF THE DAY!

 

[sbb122]

I don't buy the Boychuk hate, people had too high of expectations too quickly. He's making plays, setting up stuff, just a bit snake bit. That said, he really has to pot a few when he gets those chances.

I look at the 0 points in 6 games on that line with 18 and 71. I may be wrong but i can't remember a 5 on 5 goal by that line since he was inserted into the lineup.

I think my dislike is he has got a 6 game look with those two while DJ has been given a game and a half maybe.

Sorry to hijack the thread, carry on with what we all hate.